Thursday, January 4, 2007
EPT Barcelona 2006 Day 4
I show up early at the casino to make sure I have time to register, and who should be next to me in line but Yurian? We've got time to kill, so we get lunch along the waterfront. I let him choose the place, and he selects what is essentially an overpriced fast food pasta place. So much for Europeans having good taste in food. At least he speaks some Spanish and is willing to be pushy about getting the check.
Level 1: Blinds 25/50
The 1 seat is late to arrive, and loses a big pot almost immediately after sitting down. He raises in late position and calls a re-raise from Gustav in the BB. The flop comes down Ace-high, Gustav bets 2000, the guy raises to 5000, Gustav shoves, and the guy angrily mucks, claiming he had KK. Well played, sir. Gustav shows an A.
The next big pot, Terrance raises to 150 from the CO, and Ann re-raises to 300 from the BB. The flop is K85, Ann checks and calls a bet. The turn is an 8, Ann checks, Terrance bets 1500, Ann raises to 3000, Terrance calls. The river checks through, Ann shows AJ, and Terrance’s KQ is good.
Ann picks up a few small pots with no showdown, but in every instance she has made small bets or raises relative to the pot.
Early into the third orbit, the table’s been playing tight, and I have yet to enter a pot. Terrance raises to 100 UTG, and I make it 350 in MP1 with QQ. Ann looks at her cards, looks at me, smiles, looks back at her cards, and calls. It folds around to Terrance, who calls.
Flop Jh2d3h. Terrance checks, I bet 600, and Ann starts shuffling her chips. She studies the board, looks at me, checks her cards, counts off some chips, checks her cards again, and finally raises to 3000. Terrance folds.
Next orbit, I make it 150 UTG+1 with 4c5c. The suave Swede and the short stack who showed up late call. The flop is 4h6c7c. Hello. Shorty checks, and I am about to bet when the dealer, who is talking to another dealer standing next to him and paying no attention at all, burns and turns an off-suit 5. I tell him I haven’t acted yet, and he puts the 5 next to the other cards, face up but an angle, and points to it. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
“Do you want to bet?” the Swede asks me impatiently.
“I’m still trying to figure out what is going on. We need to go back to the flop,” I tell the dealer. He points to the 5 again. The Swede folds out of turn. I call for the floor, since this dealer is making no sense. The floor announces that the 5 is burnt (not really a good card for me, even though it does give me two pair), I bet 400 on the flop, and Shorty folds.
Level 2: Blinds 50/100
The short stacks open limps in MP, Gustav limps in the CO, I limp Ah7h on the button, Ann in the SB completes, Swede in the BB checks. Flop is J T 3. Checks to me, and I bet 450. Swede calls, everyone else folds. Turn 4. Swede bets into me for 1100. I decide it would be fun to misplay this hand and just call, hoping that the river will blank so that I can represent a missed flush. Of course the river is a fourth heart, and Swede check-folds to a bet of 1800.
Not long after, Shorty calls an early position raise from Ann with T8s and pushes over a c-bet on an A-high flop with a flush draw. Ann shows AA and her set holds up, so she knocks him out, and he’s replaced by a fairly aggressive young guy (American, I think) in a PokerStars shirt. I fold fold fold some more, and observe that Gustav to my right is re-raising quite a lot, especially when in position.
With blinds at 500-100, aggro Poker Stars guy opens for 400 from the CO, and Gustav just calls from the SB. Looks like a good spot for a squeeze, since Gustav would almost certainly re-raise a big hand and I have played like one pot in the last hour. I make it 1600 with J4o and they both fold.
Level 3: Blinds 75/150
Terrance opens for 450 from CO-1, and I call with Kc Jc in the CO. He’s got about 4000 behind, and I cover. Flop 8d 8h 3h. He bets 450, I call. If my image is as weak/tight as I think it is, I should be able to take this away a fair amount of the time, and I could even have the best hand. Turn Kh. Terrance bets 800. I feel like so far I’ve represented a small to medium pair, so this is a good card for Terrance to bluff. I contemplate shoving on him, since he’s got less than a PSB left and if he has a heart, he’s got 9 outs on the river. I decide to call and call a bet on a non-heart river. River blanks, Terrance shoves for 2475, I call, he tables A8s, and I take a big hit.
Not long after, I get Aces and raise to 700 against an EP limper to take it down pre-flop.
Poker Stars, who limps a fair amount (generally I think with speculative hands when he thinks he’s been open raising too often, though he has limp-raised K’s UTG), tries to raise UTG but tosses out a black 500 chip without announcing anything, so the dealer makes him call. UTG+1 limps and I decide to just call with Ac Ks in MP2, both because raising when I know he wanted to raise reveals a lot about the strength of my hand, and because I don’t want to give him the chance to re-raise me. Button limps, SB completes, BB checks. Flop is Ac 8s 5c. Checks to me, I bet 500, folds to UTG, who check-raises to 1200. UTG+1 folds, I call. Turn is 6c, giving me the nut flush draw, and we check it through. Although this is a very good card for me and it seems like my hand is best, I can’t expect worse hands to call more than one bet, and I think the river will be a better place than the turn to get value. The river is an off-suit 7, putting a four-straight on the board. UTG checks, and I think for a while. I really feel like he has AJ/AQ, since he wanted to raise UTG, but I don’t know if they call a bet (they shouldn’t, in my opinion). And it is possible that he’s checking a better hand, since there are three clubs and four connected cards on the board. I decide to check behind, and his AJ no club is no good.
Level 4: Blinds 100/200
Terrance raises to 600 from MP1, I call with J T in CO-1, and Ann calls in the CO. Flop is T43r, Terrence bets 1100, I call, Ann folds. Turn is a 4 and puts a flush draw on the board. Terrance checks. I contemplate checking behind for pot control, but he could have 6 outs, and there are really 16 cards that I don’t want to see on the river. I bet 1400, and Terrance shoves for like 4000 more. I think for a long time and fold, and he shows me KK. I think the small turn bet saved me some money, since his river bet probably would have been larger.
With a little over 6000 chips, I find AQo UTG and raise to 600. Ann calls UTG+1, everyone else folds. Flop is Q 9 7r. I bet 900, Ann raises to 2000 (these small raises from her have generally been bluffs or weak made hands looking to take control of the betting). I shove for 3500 more, and she stares me down. “I really don’t think you have a Q,” she tells me, and I try hard to think unqueenly thoughts. “I’ve got to go with my read,” she announces. “I call,” and tables 77. The turn gives her a gutshot, but my hand holds up, and for the only time all tournament, I have a slightly above average stack.
Halfway through this level, we break for dinner, which proves to be the highlight of the event. We’ve all gotten dinner vouchers that enable us to eat at a special buffet the casino is spreading just for us. Holy wow: they’ve got oysters, swordfish, several kinds of shrimp, lamb, ham, chicken, breads, fruit, vegetables, and an equally dazzling array of desserts. As soon as Dan and I take our seats, a waiter brings us a bottle of wine, which unfortunately we’re hesitant to enjoy for fear of inhibiting our play, so it goes largely to waste.
Ann and I are the first two back to our table, and I comment on how great the dinner was. “I have to last until tomorrow just so I can get another dinner ticket,” I tell her.
“They didn’t have any rice,” she notes unhappily.
“OK, but they had everything else under the sun.”
“I was really in the mood for rice.”
Play resumes. The suave Swede limps UTG, Team Hink limps UTG+1, Poker Stars limps, Gustave limps, and I come in with 78o on the Button. SB completes, BB checks. Flop 9s 8c 3s. Checks to Gustave, who bets 600. My instinct is to call, but I think it through and decide that would be stupid. He tends to fire at a pot any time he thinks he can take it with a bet, and this could certainly be one of those situations. And while it’s not a super draw-heavy board, my call could very easily entice one or more overcalls behind me. If I raise now, I should be able to knock out the limpers (or find out that one of them has a monster) and either take it down or get it heads up in position with Gustave. I make it 1600, and they all fold. It probably doesn’t matter much that I have a pair there (though I think it does a little bit, and the backdoor draw counts for something as well).
Level 5: Blinds 150/300
I start catching even more garbage this level, and decide to make the best of it by nurturing my tight image. I definitely notice players, especially the three across the table from me (aggro Brit, Poker Duck, and Poker Stars), starting to target my blind for raises. For the most part I let them get away with, planning on punishing them once antes have kicked in. I do, however, try to monitor my image carefully and get away with everything I can without hurting this image. So from time to time, I just open raise any two from whatever position I happen to be in when I feel like it’s been too long since I played a pot. I’m looking for opportunities to re-steal as well, as there are a lot of aggressive players opening light, but Gustav on my right is jumping on a lot of the good spots first.
He gets caught eventually and ends up relatively short-stacked, so then his re-steals become all ins. Poker ducks, who has started raising nearly 3x per orbit, raises to 900 when I am in the BB, and I am planning on re-raising almost anything (possibly calling if it’s in a certain family of medium-strength hands that will play well OOP). Gustav shoves for 4500 from the SB, and I am severely tempted to shove KTo over the top. I seriously consider it for about two minutes, and decide that it is already a thin play, and the damage that I will do to my image by having to showdown KT in that spot is enough to make it a fold. Ducks calls with AJo (I can’t imagine him calling with that if I shove in for 12K) and his hand holds up unimproved against Gustav’s 98s. Those could have been my chips! His seat is filled by the Portuguese guy I met on the shuttle the other night.
Last hand before break, Ducks opens for 900 in MP1. I haven’t had as many opportunities to repop him as I wanted, and even though this might force me to wait a bit before restealing once the antes kick in, I decide not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good, as I could see him opening almost any two, since people are so quick to fold and go on break. I make it 2700 with J5o from the SB, and he folds.
Level 6: Blinds 150/300/25
These are tiny antes, but they do increase each starting pot by like 40%, and it works out well for me since I continue to pick up [censored].
Ducks raises my blind for the umpteenth time, and I find K J. This is one of those hands where I feel I’m better off calling, so I do. The flop is A 6 8, and we check it through. Turn is T, I bet 1200, and Ducks calls. River is A, I think for a while and check, and he bets 3500. I fold suspiciously.
Team Hink busts and is replaced by a guy in a Poker Stars shirt with his name (Simon Young) embroidered on it. I don’t know if this is someone I should know or if that’s just something you can spend FPP on, but he doesn’t seem to be a great player. He limps UTG, Portugal By Way of Connecticut limps in the CO, and I have AQs, the best hand I’ve seen in ages, on the button. My weak tight ass tells me to respect the UTG limp, but I grow a pair and make it 1500 to take it down pre-flop.
Level 7: Blinds 200/400/50
My stack is a little awkward for re-stealing right now, as the standard raise is to 1200 and I have about 12,000. Any re-raise commits me, and 10x the raise is a lot to commit with garbage. Unfortunately, the pot is opened ahead of me by one of the aggressive players on my right pretty often, so I don’t get a lot of opportunities to steal raise, either. Maybe I need to add a pre-flop call and flop/turn steal to my medium stack arsenal.
The aggressive Poker Stars guy busts out and is replaced by an older British guy who seems to know the aggressive young British kid. I’ve always heard there is a stereotype of Americans as boorish hold ‘em players, but this guy is a boorish Brit hold ‘em player. He is constantly complaining about the service, shouting “Senor!” or “Senorita!” and then throwing up his arms in exasperation when a waiter does not respond. He also likes to remind the dealers to muck hands immediately if the player is not at the table and other kind of trivial [censored] that even though he is right about it I wish he would just STFU. His name is Dave.
It folds to me on the button for the first time in ages, and I make it 1200 with 98o. Ann calls from the SB, BB folds, she leads 2500 on an AK5 flop, and I fold.
Suddenly a floor person is standing over our table with laminated white paper cards in his hand. [censored] [censored] [censored] he is breaking the table! Just when I wanted to start capitalizing on my tight image! I really need to get better at tracking when a table is going to break when I play these live events. [censored].
I’m moved to a new, less aggressive table, which is actually bad for me as I was hoping to start re-stealing more actively. Now I’ve got to establish an image and identify aggressive players all over again. Almost immediately I’m in the BB, and it folds around to the SB, a woman (Spanish, I think), who raises to 1000. I want to play so badly, but I look down at 83 and throw it away in disgust.
I find AJ in CO-1 and make it 1200 with like 8000 behind. It folds to the BB, who raises 4000 more. It’s the best hand I’ve seen in ages, but I know I have to fold it. He’s got no reason to think I’m up to no good and almost certainly has me crushed.
Next orbit the Spanish woman opens for 1200 from MP and I shove over the top with AJ to scoop a sizeable pot. Next hand I get AQ and pick up the blinds. Next hand I get 9’s and now I’m in MP1. I make it 1200 again, and a young guy in sunglasses and an Interpoker shirt quickly calls. The BB, a young guy (American, I think) in sunglasses and a Poker Stars shirt raises 4200 more. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. I’ve just picked up some chips, and now I’m going to have sacrifice 1200 of them. I think and think, trying to rationalize a shove, but there’s really no reason for BB to think he could pick up this pot enough to make a squeeze profitable. I raise from EP for the third time in a row, and I get a called quickly. I muck, Interpoker shoves, BB calls reluctantly with his QQ. He’s up against KK and goes busto.
I fold for a while, then get AQs in the SB. I’ve got 8000 chips, so it’s a great hand to shove over a standard raise of 1200. A kind of quiet player in EP min-raises to 800. I really wish he’d raised more. This is how much he raised last time he opened, so I’m not worried that way, it’s just that I wish he’d put more in the pot so a shove isn’t such a big over bet. I guess maybe I could get fancy and make it 2400 and shove any flop or something, but the pot is already more than 25% of my stack, so I just shove and take it down.I fold a bit more and the level is over.Level 8: Blinds 300/600/75
9000 isn’t so comfortable anymore. I go through the blinds once and I’m basically back in open shoving territory. I’ve still got some fold equity on a re-raise all-in, but not as much as I’d like. It turns out not to matter as I pick up 3’s in the CO and shove for 7700. Interpoker quickly calls from the SB, and I know I’m [censored]. He turns over 99, the A25 flop gives me nearly a 25% chance of winning, but I can’t get there, and I am busto! I track down Dan and Yurian and wish them well, then head outside to see if I can catch the Poker Stars shuttle. Oh good, I was hoping it would be raining!
The shuttle is outside waiting, but the only other people on it are Poker Stars staff. None of them say anything to me when I get on, so I just go sit by myself towards the back. I’m not really that bummed, as I don’t feel I made any real big mistakes and just got really card dead/cold decked. Besides, I’d already told myself that even if I did bust, that would be more time to enjoy my Barcelona vacation, not such a bad deal.
The Poker Stars people are talking about TV, and the American woman among them is lamenting that all the movies she wants to see are available in her room, but they are all in Catalan. Then she and a British woman get in an argument over whether US or British TV is better. At one point she remarks that reality TV is “sooooooooo good” and my brain rewards me with some great Teen Girl Squad memories. They ask the media guy for his opinion, and he tells them rather disdainfully that the US produces better scripted shows, but the UK has better reality shows.
It’s like three in the morning when I get back to my room, but remarkably I manage to find someone talking about poker on one of the two English stations I can pick up. Unfortunately, the show is unbelievably bad.
The “commentary expert” is asking the “poker expert” some “frequently asked questions”:
Q: What do you think of notoriously difficult to play hands like small pairs?
A: It’s a bad idea to play anything smaller than 88 in early position (they are talking about NLHE).
Q: And how about Queens? A lot of players aren’t sure what to do with those.
A: When you get Queens pre-flop, you need to raise enough that you can get rag Aces and rag Kings to fold. I advise people to put in a juicy raise, 5-6 times the big blind, to let people know you have a big hand. And even if you are called, you are just off to the races.
Puke. Now they return to commentating on what seems to be an online poker tournament of some sort. Based on the level of play, it is either a $1 tournament or a Pacific Poker tournament (maybe even both). Everyone is real shallow, blinds are 75/150 but few players have 1500. The commentators are approving of players limping suited Ace-rags in early position, overbetting top two pair on the flop “to protect against the flush draw”, and other poker playing abortions. I finally just turn it off and go to sleep.
Level 1: Blinds 25/50
The 1 seat is late to arrive, and loses a big pot almost immediately after sitting down. He raises in late position and calls a re-raise from Gustav in the BB. The flop comes down Ace-high, Gustav bets 2000, the guy raises to 5000, Gustav shoves, and the guy angrily mucks, claiming he had KK. Well played, sir. Gustav shows an A.
The next big pot, Terrance raises to 150 from the CO, and Ann re-raises to 300 from the BB. The flop is K85, Ann checks and calls a bet. The turn is an 8, Ann checks, Terrance bets 1500, Ann raises to 3000, Terrance calls. The river checks through, Ann shows AJ, and Terrance’s KQ is good.
Ann picks up a few small pots with no showdown, but in every instance she has made small bets or raises relative to the pot.
Early into the third orbit, the table’s been playing tight, and I have yet to enter a pot. Terrance raises to 100 UTG, and I make it 350 in MP1 with QQ. Ann looks at her cards, looks at me, smiles, looks back at her cards, and calls. It folds around to Terrance, who calls.
Flop Jh2d3h. Terrance checks, I bet 600, and Ann starts shuffling her chips. She studies the board, looks at me, checks her cards, counts off some chips, checks her cards again, and finally raises to 3000. Terrance folds.
Next orbit, I make it 150 UTG+1 with 4c5c. The suave Swede and the short stack who showed up late call. The flop is 4h6c7c. Hello. Shorty checks, and I am about to bet when the dealer, who is talking to another dealer standing next to him and paying no attention at all, burns and turns an off-suit 5. I tell him I haven’t acted yet, and he puts the 5 next to the other cards, face up but an angle, and points to it. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
“Do you want to bet?” the Swede asks me impatiently.
“I’m still trying to figure out what is going on. We need to go back to the flop,” I tell the dealer. He points to the 5 again. The Swede folds out of turn. I call for the floor, since this dealer is making no sense. The floor announces that the 5 is burnt (not really a good card for me, even though it does give me two pair), I bet 400 on the flop, and Shorty folds.
Level 2: Blinds 50/100
The short stacks open limps in MP, Gustav limps in the CO, I limp Ah7h on the button, Ann in the SB completes, Swede in the BB checks. Flop is J T 3. Checks to me, and I bet 450. Swede calls, everyone else folds. Turn 4. Swede bets into me for 1100. I decide it would be fun to misplay this hand and just call, hoping that the river will blank so that I can represent a missed flush. Of course the river is a fourth heart, and Swede check-folds to a bet of 1800.
Not long after, Shorty calls an early position raise from Ann with T8s and pushes over a c-bet on an A-high flop with a flush draw. Ann shows AA and her set holds up, so she knocks him out, and he’s replaced by a fairly aggressive young guy (American, I think) in a PokerStars shirt. I fold fold fold some more, and observe that Gustav to my right is re-raising quite a lot, especially when in position.
With blinds at 500-100, aggro Poker Stars guy opens for 400 from the CO, and Gustav just calls from the SB. Looks like a good spot for a squeeze, since Gustav would almost certainly re-raise a big hand and I have played like one pot in the last hour. I make it 1600 with J4o and they both fold.
Level 3: Blinds 75/150
Terrance opens for 450 from CO-1, and I call with Kc Jc in the CO. He’s got about 4000 behind, and I cover. Flop 8d 8h 3h. He bets 450, I call. If my image is as weak/tight as I think it is, I should be able to take this away a fair amount of the time, and I could even have the best hand. Turn Kh. Terrance bets 800. I feel like so far I’ve represented a small to medium pair, so this is a good card for Terrance to bluff. I contemplate shoving on him, since he’s got less than a PSB left and if he has a heart, he’s got 9 outs on the river. I decide to call and call a bet on a non-heart river. River blanks, Terrance shoves for 2475, I call, he tables A8s, and I take a big hit.
Not long after, I get Aces and raise to 700 against an EP limper to take it down pre-flop.
Poker Stars, who limps a fair amount (generally I think with speculative hands when he thinks he’s been open raising too often, though he has limp-raised K’s UTG), tries to raise UTG but tosses out a black 500 chip without announcing anything, so the dealer makes him call. UTG+1 limps and I decide to just call with Ac Ks in MP2, both because raising when I know he wanted to raise reveals a lot about the strength of my hand, and because I don’t want to give him the chance to re-raise me. Button limps, SB completes, BB checks. Flop is Ac 8s 5c. Checks to me, I bet 500, folds to UTG, who check-raises to 1200. UTG+1 folds, I call. Turn is 6c, giving me the nut flush draw, and we check it through. Although this is a very good card for me and it seems like my hand is best, I can’t expect worse hands to call more than one bet, and I think the river will be a better place than the turn to get value. The river is an off-suit 7, putting a four-straight on the board. UTG checks, and I think for a while. I really feel like he has AJ/AQ, since he wanted to raise UTG, but I don’t know if they call a bet (they shouldn’t, in my opinion). And it is possible that he’s checking a better hand, since there are three clubs and four connected cards on the board. I decide to check behind, and his AJ no club is no good.
Level 4: Blinds 100/200
Terrance raises to 600 from MP1, I call with J T in CO-1, and Ann calls in the CO. Flop is T43r, Terrence bets 1100, I call, Ann folds. Turn is a 4 and puts a flush draw on the board. Terrance checks. I contemplate checking behind for pot control, but he could have 6 outs, and there are really 16 cards that I don’t want to see on the river. I bet 1400, and Terrance shoves for like 4000 more. I think for a long time and fold, and he shows me KK. I think the small turn bet saved me some money, since his river bet probably would have been larger.
With a little over 6000 chips, I find AQo UTG and raise to 600. Ann calls UTG+1, everyone else folds. Flop is Q 9 7r. I bet 900, Ann raises to 2000 (these small raises from her have generally been bluffs or weak made hands looking to take control of the betting). I shove for 3500 more, and she stares me down. “I really don’t think you have a Q,” she tells me, and I try hard to think unqueenly thoughts. “I’ve got to go with my read,” she announces. “I call,” and tables 77. The turn gives her a gutshot, but my hand holds up, and for the only time all tournament, I have a slightly above average stack.
Halfway through this level, we break for dinner, which proves to be the highlight of the event. We’ve all gotten dinner vouchers that enable us to eat at a special buffet the casino is spreading just for us. Holy wow: they’ve got oysters, swordfish, several kinds of shrimp, lamb, ham, chicken, breads, fruit, vegetables, and an equally dazzling array of desserts. As soon as Dan and I take our seats, a waiter brings us a bottle of wine, which unfortunately we’re hesitant to enjoy for fear of inhibiting our play, so it goes largely to waste.
Ann and I are the first two back to our table, and I comment on how great the dinner was. “I have to last until tomorrow just so I can get another dinner ticket,” I tell her.
“They didn’t have any rice,” she notes unhappily.
“OK, but they had everything else under the sun.”
“I was really in the mood for rice.”
Play resumes. The suave Swede limps UTG, Team Hink limps UTG+1, Poker Stars limps, Gustave limps, and I come in with 78o on the Button. SB completes, BB checks. Flop 9s 8c 3s. Checks to Gustave, who bets 600. My instinct is to call, but I think it through and decide that would be stupid. He tends to fire at a pot any time he thinks he can take it with a bet, and this could certainly be one of those situations. And while it’s not a super draw-heavy board, my call could very easily entice one or more overcalls behind me. If I raise now, I should be able to knock out the limpers (or find out that one of them has a monster) and either take it down or get it heads up in position with Gustave. I make it 1600, and they all fold. It probably doesn’t matter much that I have a pair there (though I think it does a little bit, and the backdoor draw counts for something as well).
Level 5: Blinds 150/300
I start catching even more garbage this level, and decide to make the best of it by nurturing my tight image. I definitely notice players, especially the three across the table from me (aggro Brit, Poker Duck, and Poker Stars), starting to target my blind for raises. For the most part I let them get away with, planning on punishing them once antes have kicked in. I do, however, try to monitor my image carefully and get away with everything I can without hurting this image. So from time to time, I just open raise any two from whatever position I happen to be in when I feel like it’s been too long since I played a pot. I’m looking for opportunities to re-steal as well, as there are a lot of aggressive players opening light, but Gustav on my right is jumping on a lot of the good spots first.
He gets caught eventually and ends up relatively short-stacked, so then his re-steals become all ins. Poker ducks, who has started raising nearly 3x per orbit, raises to 900 when I am in the BB, and I am planning on re-raising almost anything (possibly calling if it’s in a certain family of medium-strength hands that will play well OOP). Gustav shoves for 4500 from the SB, and I am severely tempted to shove KTo over the top. I seriously consider it for about two minutes, and decide that it is already a thin play, and the damage that I will do to my image by having to showdown KT in that spot is enough to make it a fold. Ducks calls with AJo (I can’t imagine him calling with that if I shove in for 12K) and his hand holds up unimproved against Gustav’s 98s. Those could have been my chips! His seat is filled by the Portuguese guy I met on the shuttle the other night.
Last hand before break, Ducks opens for 900 in MP1. I haven’t had as many opportunities to repop him as I wanted, and even though this might force me to wait a bit before restealing once the antes kick in, I decide not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good, as I could see him opening almost any two, since people are so quick to fold and go on break. I make it 2700 with J5o from the SB, and he folds.
Level 6: Blinds 150/300/25
These are tiny antes, but they do increase each starting pot by like 40%, and it works out well for me since I continue to pick up [censored].
Ducks raises my blind for the umpteenth time, and I find K J. This is one of those hands where I feel I’m better off calling, so I do. The flop is A 6 8, and we check it through. Turn is T, I bet 1200, and Ducks calls. River is A, I think for a while and check, and he bets 3500. I fold suspiciously.
Team Hink busts and is replaced by a guy in a Poker Stars shirt with his name (Simon Young) embroidered on it. I don’t know if this is someone I should know or if that’s just something you can spend FPP on, but he doesn’t seem to be a great player. He limps UTG, Portugal By Way of Connecticut limps in the CO, and I have AQs, the best hand I’ve seen in ages, on the button. My weak tight ass tells me to respect the UTG limp, but I grow a pair and make it 1500 to take it down pre-flop.
Level 7: Blinds 200/400/50
My stack is a little awkward for re-stealing right now, as the standard raise is to 1200 and I have about 12,000. Any re-raise commits me, and 10x the raise is a lot to commit with garbage. Unfortunately, the pot is opened ahead of me by one of the aggressive players on my right pretty often, so I don’t get a lot of opportunities to steal raise, either. Maybe I need to add a pre-flop call and flop/turn steal to my medium stack arsenal.
The aggressive Poker Stars guy busts out and is replaced by an older British guy who seems to know the aggressive young British kid. I’ve always heard there is a stereotype of Americans as boorish hold ‘em players, but this guy is a boorish Brit hold ‘em player. He is constantly complaining about the service, shouting “Senor!” or “Senorita!” and then throwing up his arms in exasperation when a waiter does not respond. He also likes to remind the dealers to muck hands immediately if the player is not at the table and other kind of trivial [censored] that even though he is right about it I wish he would just STFU. His name is Dave.
It folds to me on the button for the first time in ages, and I make it 1200 with 98o. Ann calls from the SB, BB folds, she leads 2500 on an AK5 flop, and I fold.
Suddenly a floor person is standing over our table with laminated white paper cards in his hand. [censored] [censored] [censored] he is breaking the table! Just when I wanted to start capitalizing on my tight image! I really need to get better at tracking when a table is going to break when I play these live events. [censored].
I’m moved to a new, less aggressive table, which is actually bad for me as I was hoping to start re-stealing more actively. Now I’ve got to establish an image and identify aggressive players all over again. Almost immediately I’m in the BB, and it folds around to the SB, a woman (Spanish, I think), who raises to 1000. I want to play so badly, but I look down at 83 and throw it away in disgust.
I find AJ in CO-1 and make it 1200 with like 8000 behind. It folds to the BB, who raises 4000 more. It’s the best hand I’ve seen in ages, but I know I have to fold it. He’s got no reason to think I’m up to no good and almost certainly has me crushed.
Next orbit the Spanish woman opens for 1200 from MP and I shove over the top with AJ to scoop a sizeable pot. Next hand I get AQ and pick up the blinds. Next hand I get 9’s and now I’m in MP1. I make it 1200 again, and a young guy in sunglasses and an Interpoker shirt quickly calls. The BB, a young guy (American, I think) in sunglasses and a Poker Stars shirt raises 4200 more. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. I’ve just picked up some chips, and now I’m going to have sacrifice 1200 of them. I think and think, trying to rationalize a shove, but there’s really no reason for BB to think he could pick up this pot enough to make a squeeze profitable. I raise from EP for the third time in a row, and I get a called quickly. I muck, Interpoker shoves, BB calls reluctantly with his QQ. He’s up against KK and goes busto.
I fold for a while, then get AQs in the SB. I’ve got 8000 chips, so it’s a great hand to shove over a standard raise of 1200. A kind of quiet player in EP min-raises to 800. I really wish he’d raised more. This is how much he raised last time he opened, so I’m not worried that way, it’s just that I wish he’d put more in the pot so a shove isn’t such a big over bet. I guess maybe I could get fancy and make it 2400 and shove any flop or something, but the pot is already more than 25% of my stack, so I just shove and take it down.I fold a bit more and the level is over.Level 8: Blinds 300/600/75
9000 isn’t so comfortable anymore. I go through the blinds once and I’m basically back in open shoving territory. I’ve still got some fold equity on a re-raise all-in, but not as much as I’d like. It turns out not to matter as I pick up 3’s in the CO and shove for 7700. Interpoker quickly calls from the SB, and I know I’m [censored]. He turns over 99, the A25 flop gives me nearly a 25% chance of winning, but I can’t get there, and I am busto! I track down Dan and Yurian and wish them well, then head outside to see if I can catch the Poker Stars shuttle. Oh good, I was hoping it would be raining!
The shuttle is outside waiting, but the only other people on it are Poker Stars staff. None of them say anything to me when I get on, so I just go sit by myself towards the back. I’m not really that bummed, as I don’t feel I made any real big mistakes and just got really card dead/cold decked. Besides, I’d already told myself that even if I did bust, that would be more time to enjoy my Barcelona vacation, not such a bad deal.
The Poker Stars people are talking about TV, and the American woman among them is lamenting that all the movies she wants to see are available in her room, but they are all in Catalan. Then she and a British woman get in an argument over whether US or British TV is better. At one point she remarks that reality TV is “sooooooooo good” and my brain rewards me with some great Teen Girl Squad memories. They ask the media guy for his opinion, and he tells them rather disdainfully that the US produces better scripted shows, but the UK has better reality shows.
It’s like three in the morning when I get back to my room, but remarkably I manage to find someone talking about poker on one of the two English stations I can pick up. Unfortunately, the show is unbelievably bad.
The “commentary expert” is asking the “poker expert” some “frequently asked questions”:
Q: What do you think of notoriously difficult to play hands like small pairs?
A: It’s a bad idea to play anything smaller than 88 in early position (they are talking about NLHE).
Q: And how about Queens? A lot of players aren’t sure what to do with those.
A: When you get Queens pre-flop, you need to raise enough that you can get rag Aces and rag Kings to fold. I advise people to put in a juicy raise, 5-6 times the big blind, to let people know you have a big hand. And even if you are called, you are just off to the races.
Puke. Now they return to commentating on what seems to be an online poker tournament of some sort. Based on the level of play, it is either a $1 tournament or a Pacific Poker tournament (maybe even both). Everyone is real shallow, blinds are 75/150 but few players have 1500. The commentators are approving of players limping suited Ace-rags in early position, overbetting top two pair on the flop “to protect against the flush draw”, and other poker playing abortions. I finally just turn it off and go to sleep.
Labels: barcelona, ept, narrative, poker, trip report
Monday, January 1, 2007
EPT Barcelona 2006 Day 3
Once again I awake to pouring rain, but yesterday the precipitation tapered off by mid-afternoon, so I don’t stress about it and just go downstairs to see what our free breakfast buffet looks like. My understanding was that the continental breakfast you get at an American hotel (coffee, juice, pre-packaged pastry) was so named because of breakfasts provided at hotels on the European continent, so I don’t have my hopes up, but whoooooooooowheeeee are my expectations ever exceeded. The Hilton spreads a top-of-the-line meal with delicious fresh-squeezed juice, all kinds of meat and smoked fish, fresh fruits, several kinds of yogurt, varied croissants and other pastries, and even American cereals. And it is all free, all-you-can-eat.
Very little makes me happier than a huge, delicious breakfast, so I am already in a good mood when I take a seat across from a Norwegian guy who looked to be in his late 20’s or early 30’s. We exchange pleasantries, which includes sharing Stars screen names, and when I tell him mine, he starts to laugh. “You were at my table, in the satellite I won,” he says. “I kept stealing your blinds.”
Son of a bitch! This is the guy I described in my first e-mail, who had me and another big stack to his left and kept raising the button with impunity. I smile. “If you ever had raised me, I would immediately. Anything,” he tells me.
“Well yeah, I know that now, but did you see how the other table was playing?”
“Terrible,” he agrees. “I knew I could outlast them.”
“Right, but for all I knew, you were just some idiot, too. I figured I could fold my way in, so I didn’t need to re-steal from you. I folded Queens once.” He laughs. Yeah, laugh it up, buddy.
His name is Yurian, and he actually turns out to be a pretty cool guy who works with asylum seekers in Norway. I didn’t ask for too many details, because I want to like this guy, but I’ve studied the treatment of asylum seekers in the US, and suffice it to say that if Norway treats theirs 1/10 as bad, they do some pretty inhumane shit. I have no idea what his job is, but I’d rather just assume Yurian is one of the good guys and not get into details.
By the time I finish breakfast and take a shower, the sun is out. I’m planning my day when I happen to glimpse my information sheet from Poker Stars and see that as part of my registration for the tournament, which I thought I had completed, I was supposed to sign some TV waiver. I’m tempted to ignore it and assume there will be some way to take care of it tomorrow, but they were such hardasses about the passport that I convince myself I should plan to get to the casino by 4PM, when registration closes, just in case. That should work out alright, as my plan for the day is to go to a park called Montjuic which looks to be walking distance from the waterfront area where the casino is located.
I enjoy a clear, sunny walk to the train station, but by the time I disembark, it is once again overcast. I can see a few blocks off the large hill that is my destination. There’s a beautiful palace built up the face of the hill, and thankfully escalators that will spare my bad knees the trauma of climbing several hundred stairs. I’m about halfway there when I feel the first drips of rain. I’m tempted to ignore them, but I soon learn that these few drops augur an abrupt downpour, and sure enough I find myself gathered with a bunch of well-dressed businesspeople beneath the overhang of a convention center.
It pours for a few minutes, then lets up. To my dismay, however, the escalators seem to have been turned off on account of the rain. I make it up two flights of stairs before I need a break. Conveniently enough, there’s a tourist attraction on this landing, a building designed by Mies van der Rohe. Apparently it is completely open, but he uses non-adjoining walls to close off the space, blending the inside and the outside or some such thing. From outside, I can see the contours of a single room, the gift shop, and a fountain beyond that. Looks intriguing.
I head over to buy a ticket and find that the “ticket booth” consists of some kid sitting outside on a chair collecting 3.50 euros (~$5). I pay him and step inside, where I can see three chairs inside of the room, a statue in the fountain, and NOTHING ELSE. There are no more rooms, there are no more fountains, there is no more furniture, there is FUCKING NOTHING. Ninety percent of the building can be seen from outside, so I gave that little bastard $5 to look at three chairs and a fucking statue. It reminds me of paying the American Indians $7 to stand in four states at once, except the Spaniards have no right to rob me because I don’t fucking live on land stolen from them.
I walk outside, grab the kid out of his chair, and drag him through the single room to the fountain out back. He figures out what’s going on and starts screaming, but I shut him up quick by plunging his head face first into the water. He struggles a bit but I hold him under firmly for a good minute or so. I don’t want to kill him, just give him a scare to let him know I don’t appreciate being hustled.
I’m not really looking to give the Mies van der Rohe Institute any more money, but I need to find a gift for my girlfriend somewhere, and she likes architecture, so I stop by the gift shop. Everything proves to be as absurdly overpriced as the admission to the building, and then I see the shirts that the cashiers are wearing. They are all black, with the slogan “Less is More” emblazoned across the front in white letters. Son of a mother [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!
Now it’s raining again, so I have to stay in the shop for a few minutes until it stops. At last it does, and I go climb more stairs to the top of the hill. From this height, I can get a lot of good pictures of the city spread out at the foot of the hill. Unfortunately, I feel a few drops of rain but have the good sense to take cover under the palace’s awning. This time the rain goes on for quite a while, so I take a few notes for this trip report. My plan is to report the number of times that I think to myself ‘it couldn’t possibly rain any harder than it is right now,’ but I get the message and stop counting at five.
Great gobs of rain continue to splatter onto the steps below me, and at long last the recede into a drizzle. It’s past noon, though, and I still need to see the park and get to the casino by 4, so I figure this is the best I’m going to do. I brave the elements one more time and head off in the direction I believe I need to be going (there aren’t really streets as such on this part of Montjuic, so my map isn’t too useful).
I make it as far as one of Barcelona’s Olympic stadiums before I am once again forced to seek cover. Wait wait wait, the rain slows, no sooner have I started walking across a wide plaza near the futbol stadium than I hear a boom of thunder in the distance. It looks like I’m getting near an overlook from which I’d like to take some photos, but I’m still a good 200 yards away, and I’m at least that far from the nearest shelter. I pick up my pace, but then I feel the first few tentative drips. Shit. I turn and run back to the first stadium just as the rain picks up and make it to dry land before the worst of it starts.
This time I remain vigilant, and the moment the precipitation slows to a tolerably drizzle, I sprint across the slick flagstones and reach the overlook. It’s less scenic than I was hoping, but I’ve come this far, so I snap a few photos. The sky actually seems to be clearing up, but I’m further away from the waterfront than I thought. It’s about 1PM, and I don’t think I can walk there by 3, but I don’t really feel like walking back across Montjuic to civilization either, so I decide I will just walk down the back side of the hill and find a train station or a cab or something.
Initially there are some stairs and trails leading down the hill, but they become less and less well-defined and seem to be leading me towards a large road but not any kind of area where there would be any kind of transportation. Shit. Now I really don’t feel like walking back up and across the hill, but I also have no idea where I am. I’ve still got three hours to spare, though, and the weather is clearing up nicely, so I just start walking towards the waterfront and figure I will come across something eventually.
Soon the path I am on goes from being paved to being little more than packed dirt. It passes a tiny, picturesque cemetery, and then ends abruptly at the top of a small cliff that is covered in cacti and brush. Shit. I backtrack and try going up and over the top of a different part of the hill that stands between me and the waterfront, but this path ends at a boarded up old building. There’s nowhere to go but back, so I finally retrace my steps all the way back to the road and follow that to a little neighborhood.
I obviously know nothing about the topography of Barcelona, and certainly don’t know what is and is not a dangerous neighborhood, but I’m definitely picking up on some warning signs. There are some boarded up buildings and vacant lots, but there are also a lot of people (including some families) out and about, which is a good sign. Also, there is construction equipment in some of the vacant lots, suggesting that they are actively being developed and are not just abandoned.
Still, I intend to be cautious, because as a foreigner who does not speak the local language, I’m an easy target. Thankfully I don’t have my passport with me and left a lot of cash as well as my driver’s license in my room safe, so my liability is limited.
My work with urban debate leagues has taken me to enough unfriendly neighborhoods in the US that I’ve developed a simple but effective set of precautions to take when in a potentially unsafe area:
1. Walk quickly and deliberately. I have no idea where I’m going, so I’ll have to fake it.
2. Stay on large streets where there are people out and cars driving past. I’m trying to find a cab or a train station, so that’s where I want to be anyway.
3. Don’t stare or make contact with anyone. This is triply true when it comes to women. No matter how attractive they may be, it is essential to do nothing that could be interpreted as checking them out. Looking at the wrong person’s sister or girlfriend is provocative in a way that virtually nothing else is.
4. Generally avoid exposing yourself to vulnerable situations. This means no asking for directions or taking out a map, unfortunately.
If Barcelona is anything like major American cities, then the public transportation system will be specifically designed not to serve this part of town. I look at my watch. 2:00. I should be near the waterfront now, though not the part where the casino is. Once I get there, hopefully I can just walk along the shore until I get where I need to be. It’s a decent walk along a highway to get to the waterfront, and as I approach, I realize this area is completely industrialized. There are lots of factories and warehouses and roads, but virtually nowhere to walk. I try to follow a street that’s going generally in the right direction, but soon the sidewalk disappears, and after a few trucks zoom dangerously past me, I realize I am essentially walking along the shoulder of a highway. No good.
I have no idea how to get anywhere from where I am now, and I am sure as hell not going to get a cab or a train here, so I’ve got no choice but to turn around and head back to the residential area. The sun is out now and at its zenith, and I’ve been walking for hours with nothing to drink, so I’m feeling hot, tired, and dehydrated. Good thing I decided to put on short pants today. By the time I walk back into town, it’s past 3:00. Now I’m frustrated, too. I’ve got no idea where I am, I’m supposed to be at the casino in less than an hour, and I have no idea how to get there.
Cultural Fact 5: Cabs in Barcelona are black and green, with little lights on the top that tell you when they are available.
I haven’t seen one of those in hours, but I see a yellow car with a sign on the top (ie what in the US would be a cab), and get excited.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Autoescuela”- Driving school
There must be one near here, because I see about a dozen of these cars in the next forty-five minutes as I follow street signs to Montjuic, which seems to be my best option at this point. I’ve given up on making it to the casino when look at my watch and realize I’ve been miscalculating the time (I haven’t set it for Barcelona time), and it is actually approaching 3PM, not 4PM. It takes nearly half an hour more, but I finally spot a cab and flag him down.
There’s only one casino in Barcelona, so once I successfully communicate that word to the driver (which sadly takes a minute, even though it is “casino” in Catalan), we’re off to the races. He tries to tell me something that seems to be about the route he is going to take, but I can only smile and nod. At this point, getting ripped off is the least of my worries.
Cultural Fact 6: Traffic in Barcelona is a nightmare. It’s an old city that’s experienced several population booms, so the roads are just not prepared to accommodate the number of vehicles that travel on them.
I know we are not that far from the casino, and the driver doesn’t seem to be giving me the run around, but it takes better than twenty minutes to get there. As I pay the driver, I notice that it’s 3:50. Still time. I run across the promenade and into the casino, only to see a gigantic line at the front desk. I think I actually need to talk the Poker Stars people downstairs, not the casino’s people, and registration is supposed to close in like 3 minutes. I hurry over to the guy working the stairs and try to give him my ticket from yesterday. He points at my bare legs and wags his finger. Shit shit fuck the casino’s dress code! I completely forgot that “smart casual” means no shorts.
He doesn’t seem ready to let me downstairs, so I look around trying to find a Poker Stars employee wandering around up here. Check my watch, two minutes to spare. No one in site. One minute. There, across the room, I see a woman with a Poker Stars badge around her neck walking in the front door. I rush over to her. “Hi, I need to sign my TV waiver or whatever,” I tell her breathlessly.
“Are you playing today?”
“Tomorrow.”
“OK, well we’ve changed how we’re doing that. We’re just going to give you the TV waiver at your table.”
I stare at her in shock. “Th-that’s all?” I stammer. “Nothing more I need to do today?”
“Nope, you’re good,” she tells me casually. I just busted ass to get over here because your damn instructions told me I needed to sign this thing by 4PM today, and now you’ve ‘changed that’ without telling anyone? I’m still in shock, and she walks off before I have the chance to kick her in the stomach.
So what now? It’s turned into a beautiful day, so I don’t really want to just go back to my hotel and take a nap or something, but my feet are killing me. I’m right on the beach, but I don’t have a bathing suit or towel or anything, so that’s no use to me either. Might as well get lunch, if anything is still open. I find an Italian place with outdoor seating and an appealing looking menu del dia. I order extra water and down nearly the full liter in one chug.
The food is kind of mediocre, probably my fault for ordering something safe, but it feels great just to sit down. While I’m eating, I look over my map. The distance from here to the hotel looks very walkable, it’s a straight shot along the beach, and my feet are feeling a little better…. I decide to go for it.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Platja”- beach
“Cindrer”- ashtray
These are from a sign that I am able to read as saying, “It’s a beach, not a giant ashtray, OK?” How am I able to deduce this? Because the sign includes the image of a superhero named Salvador de la Platja punching an anthropomorphic cigarette butt as tall as he is in the stomach.
The walk is nice at first, with a pleasant breeze and a pleasing view of the Mediterranean.
There aren’t many people out, surprisingly, but I’m on the lookout for topless Spanish hotties. Unfortunately the only naked person I spot is an overweight man who is thankfully sitting in such a way that I am not treated to the most unpleasant view available. Still unwelcome, but I guess that’s a silver lining or something.
When I get in, I take a little siesta, watch some TV, read for a bit, call my girlfriend, go to sleep. Plan is to wake up early tomorrow, hit up a park in the morning, take another siesta, and be well-rested come 5PM.
Very little makes me happier than a huge, delicious breakfast, so I am already in a good mood when I take a seat across from a Norwegian guy who looked to be in his late 20’s or early 30’s. We exchange pleasantries, which includes sharing Stars screen names, and when I tell him mine, he starts to laugh. “You were at my table, in the satellite I won,” he says. “I kept stealing your blinds.”
Son of a bitch! This is the guy I described in my first e-mail, who had me and another big stack to his left and kept raising the button with impunity. I smile. “If you ever had raised me, I would immediately. Anything,” he tells me.
“Well yeah, I know that now, but did you see how the other table was playing?”
“Terrible,” he agrees. “I knew I could outlast them.”
“Right, but for all I knew, you were just some idiot, too. I figured I could fold my way in, so I didn’t need to re-steal from you. I folded Queens once.” He laughs. Yeah, laugh it up, buddy.
His name is Yurian, and he actually turns out to be a pretty cool guy who works with asylum seekers in Norway. I didn’t ask for too many details, because I want to like this guy, but I’ve studied the treatment of asylum seekers in the US, and suffice it to say that if Norway treats theirs 1/10 as bad, they do some pretty inhumane shit. I have no idea what his job is, but I’d rather just assume Yurian is one of the good guys and not get into details.
By the time I finish breakfast and take a shower, the sun is out. I’m planning my day when I happen to glimpse my information sheet from Poker Stars and see that as part of my registration for the tournament, which I thought I had completed, I was supposed to sign some TV waiver. I’m tempted to ignore it and assume there will be some way to take care of it tomorrow, but they were such hardasses about the passport that I convince myself I should plan to get to the casino by 4PM, when registration closes, just in case. That should work out alright, as my plan for the day is to go to a park called Montjuic which looks to be walking distance from the waterfront area where the casino is located.
I enjoy a clear, sunny walk to the train station, but by the time I disembark, it is once again overcast. I can see a few blocks off the large hill that is my destination. There’s a beautiful palace built up the face of the hill, and thankfully escalators that will spare my bad knees the trauma of climbing several hundred stairs. I’m about halfway there when I feel the first drips of rain. I’m tempted to ignore them, but I soon learn that these few drops augur an abrupt downpour, and sure enough I find myself gathered with a bunch of well-dressed businesspeople beneath the overhang of a convention center.
It pours for a few minutes, then lets up. To my dismay, however, the escalators seem to have been turned off on account of the rain. I make it up two flights of stairs before I need a break. Conveniently enough, there’s a tourist attraction on this landing, a building designed by Mies van der Rohe. Apparently it is completely open, but he uses non-adjoining walls to close off the space, blending the inside and the outside or some such thing. From outside, I can see the contours of a single room, the gift shop, and a fountain beyond that. Looks intriguing.
I head over to buy a ticket and find that the “ticket booth” consists of some kid sitting outside on a chair collecting 3.50 euros (~$5). I pay him and step inside, where I can see three chairs inside of the room, a statue in the fountain, and NOTHING ELSE. There are no more rooms, there are no more fountains, there is no more furniture, there is FUCKING NOTHING. Ninety percent of the building can be seen from outside, so I gave that little bastard $5 to look at three chairs and a fucking statue. It reminds me of paying the American Indians $7 to stand in four states at once, except the Spaniards have no right to rob me because I don’t fucking live on land stolen from them.
I walk outside, grab the kid out of his chair, and drag him through the single room to the fountain out back. He figures out what’s going on and starts screaming, but I shut him up quick by plunging his head face first into the water. He struggles a bit but I hold him under firmly for a good minute or so. I don’t want to kill him, just give him a scare to let him know I don’t appreciate being hustled.
I’m not really looking to give the Mies van der Rohe Institute any more money, but I need to find a gift for my girlfriend somewhere, and she likes architecture, so I stop by the gift shop. Everything proves to be as absurdly overpriced as the admission to the building, and then I see the shirts that the cashiers are wearing. They are all black, with the slogan “Less is More” emblazoned across the front in white letters. Son of a mother [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!
Now it’s raining again, so I have to stay in the shop for a few minutes until it stops. At last it does, and I go climb more stairs to the top of the hill. From this height, I can get a lot of good pictures of the city spread out at the foot of the hill. Unfortunately, I feel a few drops of rain but have the good sense to take cover under the palace’s awning. This time the rain goes on for quite a while, so I take a few notes for this trip report. My plan is to report the number of times that I think to myself ‘it couldn’t possibly rain any harder than it is right now,’ but I get the message and stop counting at five.
Great gobs of rain continue to splatter onto the steps below me, and at long last the recede into a drizzle. It’s past noon, though, and I still need to see the park and get to the casino by 4, so I figure this is the best I’m going to do. I brave the elements one more time and head off in the direction I believe I need to be going (there aren’t really streets as such on this part of Montjuic, so my map isn’t too useful).
I make it as far as one of Barcelona’s Olympic stadiums before I am once again forced to seek cover. Wait wait wait, the rain slows, no sooner have I started walking across a wide plaza near the futbol stadium than I hear a boom of thunder in the distance. It looks like I’m getting near an overlook from which I’d like to take some photos, but I’m still a good 200 yards away, and I’m at least that far from the nearest shelter. I pick up my pace, but then I feel the first few tentative drips. Shit. I turn and run back to the first stadium just as the rain picks up and make it to dry land before the worst of it starts.
This time I remain vigilant, and the moment the precipitation slows to a tolerably drizzle, I sprint across the slick flagstones and reach the overlook. It’s less scenic than I was hoping, but I’ve come this far, so I snap a few photos. The sky actually seems to be clearing up, but I’m further away from the waterfront than I thought. It’s about 1PM, and I don’t think I can walk there by 3, but I don’t really feel like walking back across Montjuic to civilization either, so I decide I will just walk down the back side of the hill and find a train station or a cab or something.
Initially there are some stairs and trails leading down the hill, but they become less and less well-defined and seem to be leading me towards a large road but not any kind of area where there would be any kind of transportation. Shit. Now I really don’t feel like walking back up and across the hill, but I also have no idea where I am. I’ve still got three hours to spare, though, and the weather is clearing up nicely, so I just start walking towards the waterfront and figure I will come across something eventually.
Soon the path I am on goes from being paved to being little more than packed dirt. It passes a tiny, picturesque cemetery, and then ends abruptly at the top of a small cliff that is covered in cacti and brush. Shit. I backtrack and try going up and over the top of a different part of the hill that stands between me and the waterfront, but this path ends at a boarded up old building. There’s nowhere to go but back, so I finally retrace my steps all the way back to the road and follow that to a little neighborhood.
I obviously know nothing about the topography of Barcelona, and certainly don’t know what is and is not a dangerous neighborhood, but I’m definitely picking up on some warning signs. There are some boarded up buildings and vacant lots, but there are also a lot of people (including some families) out and about, which is a good sign. Also, there is construction equipment in some of the vacant lots, suggesting that they are actively being developed and are not just abandoned.
Still, I intend to be cautious, because as a foreigner who does not speak the local language, I’m an easy target. Thankfully I don’t have my passport with me and left a lot of cash as well as my driver’s license in my room safe, so my liability is limited.
My work with urban debate leagues has taken me to enough unfriendly neighborhoods in the US that I’ve developed a simple but effective set of precautions to take when in a potentially unsafe area:
1. Walk quickly and deliberately. I have no idea where I’m going, so I’ll have to fake it.
2. Stay on large streets where there are people out and cars driving past. I’m trying to find a cab or a train station, so that’s where I want to be anyway.
3. Don’t stare or make contact with anyone. This is triply true when it comes to women. No matter how attractive they may be, it is essential to do nothing that could be interpreted as checking them out. Looking at the wrong person’s sister or girlfriend is provocative in a way that virtually nothing else is.
4. Generally avoid exposing yourself to vulnerable situations. This means no asking for directions or taking out a map, unfortunately.
If Barcelona is anything like major American cities, then the public transportation system will be specifically designed not to serve this part of town. I look at my watch. 2:00. I should be near the waterfront now, though not the part where the casino is. Once I get there, hopefully I can just walk along the shore until I get where I need to be. It’s a decent walk along a highway to get to the waterfront, and as I approach, I realize this area is completely industrialized. There are lots of factories and warehouses and roads, but virtually nowhere to walk. I try to follow a street that’s going generally in the right direction, but soon the sidewalk disappears, and after a few trucks zoom dangerously past me, I realize I am essentially walking along the shoulder of a highway. No good.
I have no idea how to get anywhere from where I am now, and I am sure as hell not going to get a cab or a train here, so I’ve got no choice but to turn around and head back to the residential area. The sun is out now and at its zenith, and I’ve been walking for hours with nothing to drink, so I’m feeling hot, tired, and dehydrated. Good thing I decided to put on short pants today. By the time I walk back into town, it’s past 3:00. Now I’m frustrated, too. I’ve got no idea where I am, I’m supposed to be at the casino in less than an hour, and I have no idea how to get there.
Cultural Fact 5: Cabs in Barcelona are black and green, with little lights on the top that tell you when they are available.
I haven’t seen one of those in hours, but I see a yellow car with a sign on the top (ie what in the US would be a cab), and get excited.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Autoescuela”- Driving school
There must be one near here, because I see about a dozen of these cars in the next forty-five minutes as I follow street signs to Montjuic, which seems to be my best option at this point. I’ve given up on making it to the casino when look at my watch and realize I’ve been miscalculating the time (I haven’t set it for Barcelona time), and it is actually approaching 3PM, not 4PM. It takes nearly half an hour more, but I finally spot a cab and flag him down.
There’s only one casino in Barcelona, so once I successfully communicate that word to the driver (which sadly takes a minute, even though it is “casino” in Catalan), we’re off to the races. He tries to tell me something that seems to be about the route he is going to take, but I can only smile and nod. At this point, getting ripped off is the least of my worries.
Cultural Fact 6: Traffic in Barcelona is a nightmare. It’s an old city that’s experienced several population booms, so the roads are just not prepared to accommodate the number of vehicles that travel on them.
I know we are not that far from the casino, and the driver doesn’t seem to be giving me the run around, but it takes better than twenty minutes to get there. As I pay the driver, I notice that it’s 3:50. Still time. I run across the promenade and into the casino, only to see a gigantic line at the front desk. I think I actually need to talk the Poker Stars people downstairs, not the casino’s people, and registration is supposed to close in like 3 minutes. I hurry over to the guy working the stairs and try to give him my ticket from yesterday. He points at my bare legs and wags his finger. Shit shit fuck the casino’s dress code! I completely forgot that “smart casual” means no shorts.
He doesn’t seem ready to let me downstairs, so I look around trying to find a Poker Stars employee wandering around up here. Check my watch, two minutes to spare. No one in site. One minute. There, across the room, I see a woman with a Poker Stars badge around her neck walking in the front door. I rush over to her. “Hi, I need to sign my TV waiver or whatever,” I tell her breathlessly.
“Are you playing today?”
“Tomorrow.”
“OK, well we’ve changed how we’re doing that. We’re just going to give you the TV waiver at your table.”
I stare at her in shock. “Th-that’s all?” I stammer. “Nothing more I need to do today?”
“Nope, you’re good,” she tells me casually. I just busted ass to get over here because your damn instructions told me I needed to sign this thing by 4PM today, and now you’ve ‘changed that’ without telling anyone? I’m still in shock, and she walks off before I have the chance to kick her in the stomach.
So what now? It’s turned into a beautiful day, so I don’t really want to just go back to my hotel and take a nap or something, but my feet are killing me. I’m right on the beach, but I don’t have a bathing suit or towel or anything, so that’s no use to me either. Might as well get lunch, if anything is still open. I find an Italian place with outdoor seating and an appealing looking menu del dia. I order extra water and down nearly the full liter in one chug.
The food is kind of mediocre, probably my fault for ordering something safe, but it feels great just to sit down. While I’m eating, I look over my map. The distance from here to the hotel looks very walkable, it’s a straight shot along the beach, and my feet are feeling a little better…. I decide to go for it.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Platja”- beach
“Cindrer”- ashtray
These are from a sign that I am able to read as saying, “It’s a beach, not a giant ashtray, OK?” How am I able to deduce this? Because the sign includes the image of a superhero named Salvador de la Platja punching an anthropomorphic cigarette butt as tall as he is in the stomach.
The walk is nice at first, with a pleasant breeze and a pleasing view of the Mediterranean.
There aren’t many people out, surprisingly, but I’m on the lookout for topless Spanish hotties. Unfortunately the only naked person I spot is an overweight man who is thankfully sitting in such a way that I am not treated to the most unpleasant view available. Still unwelcome, but I guess that’s a silver lining or something.
When I get in, I take a little siesta, watch some TV, read for a bit, call my girlfriend, go to sleep. Plan is to wake up early tomorrow, hit up a park in the morning, take another siesta, and be well-rested come 5PM.
Labels: barcelona, ept, narrative, poker, trip report
EPT Barcelona 2006 Day 2
The Rain in Spain
When I wake up, it is morning, and we are about to land in Barcelona. I meet up with 10K-in-Clay, whose real name is Dan, and his girlfriend, Danielle (Dan and Danielle... cute, but maybe a little too cute). Dan is a 19-year old Canadian about to play his first live event. This is only my second one, but I try to share a few things I learned from my first one. Danielle is his age, friendly but quiet. They knew each other from high school but now go to different colleges. I’m quite sure that no teenage daughter of mine would be jetting off to Spain with her poker-playing boyfriend, but I hear Canada is a pretty liberal country, so more power to them.
After collecting our bags, we pass through customs without so much as turning a head and go to find the cab stand. I had heard that precipitation on the Iberian peninsula is localized primarily in the flatlands, but no sooner have we gotten in the cab than the sky opens up and pours down rain drops the size of golf balls onto our little vehicle. The driver, who seems not to speak English, is on his cell phone and has his window cracked. Since his cab is moving forward, the rain is coming in at an angle, landing not on him, but on the seat behind him, where yours truly happens to be sitting. I have no idea how to communicate this to him, and don’t want to distract him further from the road, which already seems not to be his top priority, so I just sit there and get wet.
It’s not yet 9AM when we arrive at the hotel, and we’re a little worried, as check-in isn’t supposed to be until 2PM. But obviously we’re tired and have a lot of bags with us, so hopefully the Hilton Diagonal Mar will let us in early. I get to the registration desk first and check-in with no difficulty, stopping on my way up to my room just long enough to tell Dan the room number so that he’ll know how to reach me.
The room is pretty neat, decorated in a sort of modern style with interestingly designed furniture and a nice view of the Mediterranean. I’ve got two single beds, but they are on rollers, so it seems I can push them together and not have to worry about how to fit three Catalan hookers and my fat ass into just one of them. I lie down for a quick nap and roll a good three feet. I sit up, and roll two feet in the opposite direction. I roll over, and the bed rolls right along with me. Hmmm, it seems the beds could be pushed together, as long as one didn’t try to engage in any strenuous physical activity in them. But really what are the odds that someone would want to do anything like that in a bed in a hotel room with an ocean view?
I can’t get to sleep, so I shower, look over my guide books, and wait for the rain to let up.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Infrequently” – Though it looks quite similar to an English word meaning rarely, it seems the Catalan word “infrequently “ can actually be translated as “every day of your vacation.” My guide book gives an example of how this word might be used in a sentence:
“Thankfully, it rains infrequently in Barcelona.”
Finally, I decide I can at least go across the street and see what a Spanish mall looks like, now that I’m finished seeing the sights of a Spanish hotel room. It is still drizzling, but no longer pouring. The elevator deposits me in the hotel lobby, and I can see through the revolving doors that in the time it took to traverse 21 floors, the heavy downpour has resumed.
Also, Dan and Danielle are sitting in the lobby, looking bored, tired, and a little pissed. “Room still isn’t ready,” Dan tell me. “They didn’t have any rooms with king beds ready. They said it would be about an hour.” I look at my watch and see that it’s been nearly two hours since we’ve arrived. Bad beat. I’d still rather be in his shoes, waiting to get a room with a king bed that I’ll be sharing with my girlfriend rather than already unpacked in a room with two single beds that I’d be sharing with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I also see that a Poker Stars welcome desk has been set up, so I give them my name. Apparently I have to go to some party tonight at the casino in order to get my t-shirt. Also, I am supposed to register and sign a TV waiver there. I am able to get a schedule for the tournament at the Poker Stars desk, and OMFGWTF WE DON’T START PLAY UNTIL 5 PM?!?!?!?! At the WSOP, I felt like I played great during the first 10 hours of play, but really lost it during the last two. I am just not an evening person. And this event is basically going to run all night, and for three nights straight, if I final table it. Puke.
Pissed, I step outside to wait for a lull in the rain so I can dash out the door. I’m wearing a Poker Stars windbreaker (the only thing with a hood that I brought with me), so while I’m waiting the guy from the Poker Stars desk, who has ducked outside for a smoke, starts chatting with me. He’s a Brit named John, and seems like a cool guy. He’s an internet player who makes money on the side doing customer support for Stars. I compliment him on the great support they have, and we take turns cracking jokes about Party Poker support.
He has to get back inside, so I decide just to go for it and dash across the street to the mall. It’s pretty boring, seems a hell of a lot like an American mall, though probably with better food. There is a pretty crazy psychedelic playground thing inside, but otherwise not much of interest. The rain lets up, the sun comes out, and I step outside to wander.
Bari Gotique
I’m getting hungry, but I’m very nervous/self-conscious about not speaking any Spanish or Catalan. I walk around the same block several times, trying to decide which pastry shop is least intimidating. Finally, I select one with a friendly-looking young woman behind the counter who smiles politely as I mangle her native language and point awkwardly at the spot on the glass display that vaguely corresponds with the chocolate-filled delicacy I desire.
As I’m walking and eating, I spot a subway station and decide I will just take it somewhere, get off, and wander around. The subway in Barcelona was easily one of my favorite things about the city, and one of the best public transit systems I’ve experienced. I don’t think I ever waited more than five minutes for a train, the ticket machines were easy to operate (even without any knowledge of Catalan), and there was even a display telling me exactly, to the second, how long the wait would be for the next train. One complaint: although I didn’t encounter especially many stinky Spaniards, well over half of the cars I was in reeked of body odor.
I disembark at a station called Jaume I (pronounced jowm pree-may) and do my best to follow a self-guided walking tour of the Bari Gotique, or Gothic Quarter, the oldest part of the city. It’s got a great feel to it, full of ancient buildings with beautiful balconies and windows and stonework, and now housing a lot of restaurants and pastry shops and boutiques that can be accessed via dozens of narrow, winding streets. Unfortunately, following these streets, many of which have names that are not posted anywhere but assumed by my guide book, proves difficult. Fortunately, I am not in a hurry to get anywhere in particular and am enjoying just walking around.
It takes me a while, but eventually I find a restaurant called L’Academia that is supposed to be good.
Cultural Fact 3: Barcelona operates on a strange schedule. A normal work day is from 8AM-2PM, then 4PM-8PM. They like to take long lunches and/or short naps in the afternoon. Lunch is generally a multi-course affair, and dinner is not eaten until 9:30 PM or later.
This does provide a possible solution to my quandary regarding the tournament schedule: I can wake up early, eat breakfast at the hotel buffet, see a bit of the city, take a siesta, and be relatively well-rested for the tournament at 5 PM. I generally suck at napping, but if I get myself in the habit during the next two days, I might be able to pull it off. SIESTA!
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Menu del Dia” – A fixed price lunch menu offered by most restaurants in Barcelona. For 8-12 Euros, you get a choice of several appetizers, several entrees, several desserts, and a beverage.
At the table adjacent to mine are six British girls traveling around Europe on their gap year. Based on their conversation, they are the continental equivalent of US “valley girls” but their accents make them sound more sophisticated and intelligent. Eavesdropping provides entertainment during my meal, which consists of salmon stuffed with tomato and mozzarella and baked in olive oil. It’s extraordinary.
Cultural Fact 4: Service is pretty good in Barcelona restaurants, except when it comes time for them to bring you the bill.
I guess the Catalans like to linger or whatever at their meals, but I am by myself and trying to see as much of the city as I can in the next two days, as I will hopefully be playing poker every day thereafter. “El compte, si plau,” I enunciate to the waitress as she walks past. She stares at me like I have two heads. “L’addition?” I try in French, pointing to the table and hoping this will trigger some shared Romantic root for my Catalan server. No such luck. Finally, she says some gibberish to me, and it is my turn to stare blankly at her. She leaves and returns about ten minutes later with my check.
Cultural Fact 5: Barcelona doesn’t do tips. My guide book recommends leaving $.15 as a token, but in the US, that would be more insulting than leaving nothing. I leave 1 Euro, which is still less than 10%, and feel cheap doing it, but the waitress calls out “Gracies!” as I am leaving, so I guess she liked it. Or thought I had a nice ass.
Having slept only four hours on the plane, I’m nearly falling asleep in my train seat, but I force my eyes to stay open. After all, there are THIEVES EVERYWHERE! Jealously clutching my possessions close, I make it safely back to the Hilton and successfully siesta.
Tits, Spics, and Turks
A phone call from Dan wakes me a few minutes before my alarm would have gone off. We arrange to take the second of two Poker Stars shuttles to the casino. We arrive only to learn that non-Europeans must present their passports to be admitted. Driver’s licenses from non-EU countries will not be accepted, no exceptions. Dan has his passport, and gets in no problem, but I don’t have mine. The woman from Poker Stars who is with us is apologetic that we weren’t told this ahead of time but not very helpful. “Did the shuttle leave?” ask the several of us whose passports are still in our rooms.
“Quite possibly,” she says sheepishly. “If you all split two cabs, it wouldn’t be that much.”
“You mean Poker Stars would have no problem springing for a few cabs for us?” I stare her down with my best thug mug, but she gets the better of me. She reaches into her pocket as though she were going to hand me some bills, but instead tosses a handful of sand into my eyes. While I am distracted, she snatches a decorative epee off of the casino wall and rushes at me. Bitch!
I unsheathe my own sword, parry her first thrust, and deftly duck the second. Wasting no time, she bullrushes me, but I step to the side and let her momentum carry her past me. Before she can turn, I plunge my blade into the small of her back and keep pushing until I see the tip protrude from her stomach. I release the weapon, allowing her to collapse on the polished floor, then quickly frisk her limp body. She’s not carrying much cash, but it should be enough for a few cabs. I pocket the bills and toss the wallet dismissively onto her corpse.
Outside, an Asian guy from Canada whom I later learn is named Terrance has managed to stop the shuttle driver from leaving (he speaks Spanish quite well). We pile in and ride back to the Hilton. I dash upstairs to my room (this guy is only waiting 5 minutes), insert the key card, and curse as the door flashes red at me. [censored], this is not a good time. I try again, and it opens. Phew. Grab the passport, run back to the elevator, make it back to the shuttle just in time.
Except we are not going anywhere in a hurry. The driver explains to Terrance that some guy from Portugal just got in and is going to drop his stuff off in his room, so we are waiting for him. I get to know a middle-aged American woman sitting across from me whose Brazilian husband is playing the event. She seems like an interesting person, sells foreclosed homes for a living but is also an advocate for affordable housing.
Some guy rushes out of the hotel onto the shuttle, and we drive off. He sits near me, so we get to talking. I tell him I’m from Boston, and he says, “We’re neighbors.”
“Huh?”
“I am from Connecticut.”
“Wait you are not the guy from Portugal we have been waiting for?”
“No, no, I am Portuguese, but I live in Connecticut now. Just flew in from Portugal.”
“Phew. No need to turn the shuttle around.”
Once I’m registered with the casino, I go downstairs and meet Dan in the disco. Contrary to rumors I’ve heard, there is a bit of food available and free beer, so it’s not so bad. There’s a crowd around Hachem, so we ignore him and go sit with two kids from Sweden. The tall one is here to play, the short dark-skinned one is just his friend.
Dan and the tall one are talking poker when the short one interjects, “What do you guys think of the women out here?” I start to answer, but he takes care of that for me. “They are beautiful! Most amazing I have seen!”
“Aren’t you from Sweden?”
“Yeah, the girls have pretty faces, but Spanish women have nice titties! Swedish women all have [censored] beestings.”
I nod and try to get into Dan and the tall one’s conversation. They are talking about pros who may be playing in this event. “I saw Humberto Brenes in the hotel lobby,” I tell them.
“I hope that spic loses,” the short one interjects. Awkward silence. “Oh come on, it is a joke! You Americans take this stuff too seriously.”
“We take racism too seriously?”
“It’s just joking. Black people call each other [censored] all the time.”
“Yeah, this is an analogous situation.”
“See, I wouldn’t care if someone called me a terrorist.”
“Is that a common stereotype about Swedes?”
“I am Turkish, man. I just live in Sweden.” That explains the dark skin.
“I’m just saying, you need to know someone kind of well before you tell jokes like that.”
“Pfft. You want a beer?”
“Yeah.”
The Turk comes back empty-handed. “Bar’s closed. Let’s get out of here. You guys are cool, you wanna get [censored] wasted?”
“Not really. Good to meet you though.”
Dan and I pick up our bags and go outside to wait for the shuttle. We sit down on a bench to check out the stuff Stars has given us. There’s a backpack with wheels and an extendable handle, and inside are several EPT Barcelona shirts and a Poker Stars hat. Nice.
Two Americans stagger over to us. One of them is probably kind of drunk, but this is overshadowed by how massively drunk his friend is. The less drunk one is carrying a Poker Stars backpack.
“Hey where are you guys going?” the real drunk one asks.
“Same place as you.”
“The Hilton? Diagonal whatever?” he slurs.
“Yeah.”
“Alriiiight! Lesh follow these guysh! They know whashup. Washurname?”
“Andrew.”
“I’m Joel. Where you from?”
“Boston.”
“Cool, cool. Man, lesh go somewhere. Get [censored]’ drunk, find some [censored]’ women.”
“I have to play tomorrow, man,” the less drunk one tells him.
“What abou’ you guysh? You wanna get some [censored]’ beers?”
“No thank you.”
The shuttle shows up, they sit in the front, we sit in the back.
I go upstairs to my room, but it is only like 11, and I am trying to stay up late so I can get on a siesta schedule. After determining that CNBC and CNN are still the only English-language stations available to me, I decide to see if anything is going on at the hotel bar. Joel is sitting over there by himself, so I decide to keep him company.
“Heeeeey!” he cries as I sit down near him, leaving one stool between us. “Whashurname?”
“Andrew.”
“Where you from, man?”
“Boston.”
“Cool.”
The bartender, whose nametag says Pablo, comes over and I order a local beer. He shows me two different-sized glasses, and I tell him, “Grande.”
When Joel sees what beer I am drinking (it’s the same kind he’s got in a nearly full glass in front of him), he warns me, “Thish beersh terrible. I can’ drink it.”
“Tastes alright to me.”
“Here, ishall you.” He shoves his glass towards me and asks the bartender what kind of bottles he has. Pablo rattles off a long list, and Joel’s face lights up at the mention of Bud Light. After taking a swig, he announces, “I love to chug [censored]’ beersh. Where you from?”
“Boston.”
“Alriiiiiiight. Lesh chug some [censored]’ beersh. Lesh get drunk!”
“I don’t think I could catch up with you if I tried.”
He laughs sloppily. “How about shotsh?”
“OK.”
“What do you want?”
“Whatever.” He orders two Yagermeisters, and is saddened to learn they don’t have it.
He looks at me again. “What do you want?”
“Tequila?”
“Dos Cuervos!” he orders proudly. “No wait, wait, traish! Traish! You drink with us Pablo?”
“I cannot, while I am working.”
“Come onnnnnnnnnnnn.”
“I am sorry, I cannot.”
“Ah, c’monnn. No one will know.”
“Really, I cannot.”
He pours two shots, and we down them quickly. Joel moves onto the stool next to me and grabs me in a headlock. “You’re great, man. Where you from?”
“Boston.”
“Cool. I’m from Ohio.”
“Oh. Um, Cedar Point is cool.”
“Yeah, thash all we’ve got. You can talk [censored] to me all night, Boshton ish a cool place.”
“I like it.”
Joel stares at the counter for a moment. “How about more shotsh?” He can barely keep his ass on his stool at this point.
“Maybe you should slow down.”
“Nah, I go to OSU. We know how to drink.”
“OK, well I still have two beers in front of me, so I’m not going to have another shot.”
“Dos Cuervos!” he calls to Pablo.
I shake my head. “Just uno.”
“Uno?” Pablo asks.
“No, dos!” Joel insists.
“I am not drinking another one,” I tell them both.
“Dos!” Pablo pours two, and Joel sloshes one towards me. I push it back. “Ah, man,” he groans. “Pablo? You drink with me?”
“I cannot. I have to work.”
“C’monnnnn.”
“Believe me, I would like to. But I cannot.”
“C’monnnnn.”
“At 2AM, I will drink anything you want.”
“What time ish it now?”
“11:30.”
Joel tries to pass me the shot glass again, and I pass it back. Finally, he gets a European businessman sitting alone at the other end of the bar to drink with him.
He looks at me seriously. “Where are you from, man?”
“Boston.”
“Cool.” A moment later, he gets up and walks off without saying anything.
Pablo looks at me. “Is he leaving?” I shrug, and he looks a little annoyed. Hey, I didn’t tell you to let his drunk ass run up a tab. I wouldn’t have kept pouring shots for him, either.
A few minutes later, Joel comes into sight again. Pablo rushes out from behind the bar, and at first I am thinking he is going to apprehend Joel to be sure he pays his tab. But actually, he is just trying to stop the kid from walking out an emergency exit. Too late. An alarm blares, but stops quickly.
They return to the bar, and Joel tries to order another beer. “I’m sorry, my friend, I have to be serious for a moment. OK?” Pablo asks.
Joel stares blankly at him.
“I am not going to serve you anymore, you just walked out of an emergency exit. That is good, though, yes, my friend? You had a good time?” Pablo is a pro.
Joel keeps staring. “You serious?”
“I’m very serious. OK, my friend?”
“Oh, man,” Joel groans but accepts his fate. Pablo hands him a bill, and Joel produces a credit card. A minute later, Pablo returns. “I am sorry, your card was declined. Do you want to use a different one?”
“Cool,” Joel says, putting the card back into his pocket and turning to talk to me. “Where you from?”
“My friend,” Pablo gets his attention again. “Your card was not accepted. Do you have another one, or do you want to charge it to your room?” Joel finally gets it and produces another card, which works.
I ask for my bill as well, and am a little annoyed that a single pint cost me 10 Euros. Once you factor in the second beer and the shot that Joel paid for, though, it’s not such a bad price. I thank Pablo, bid Joel farewell (he insists on another headlock), and ride the elevator upstairs to go to sleep.
When I wake up, it is morning, and we are about to land in Barcelona. I meet up with 10K-in-Clay, whose real name is Dan, and his girlfriend, Danielle (Dan and Danielle... cute, but maybe a little too cute). Dan is a 19-year old Canadian about to play his first live event. This is only my second one, but I try to share a few things I learned from my first one. Danielle is his age, friendly but quiet. They knew each other from high school but now go to different colleges. I’m quite sure that no teenage daughter of mine would be jetting off to Spain with her poker-playing boyfriend, but I hear Canada is a pretty liberal country, so more power to them.
After collecting our bags, we pass through customs without so much as turning a head and go to find the cab stand. I had heard that precipitation on the Iberian peninsula is localized primarily in the flatlands, but no sooner have we gotten in the cab than the sky opens up and pours down rain drops the size of golf balls onto our little vehicle. The driver, who seems not to speak English, is on his cell phone and has his window cracked. Since his cab is moving forward, the rain is coming in at an angle, landing not on him, but on the seat behind him, where yours truly happens to be sitting. I have no idea how to communicate this to him, and don’t want to distract him further from the road, which already seems not to be his top priority, so I just sit there and get wet.
It’s not yet 9AM when we arrive at the hotel, and we’re a little worried, as check-in isn’t supposed to be until 2PM. But obviously we’re tired and have a lot of bags with us, so hopefully the Hilton Diagonal Mar will let us in early. I get to the registration desk first and check-in with no difficulty, stopping on my way up to my room just long enough to tell Dan the room number so that he’ll know how to reach me.
The room is pretty neat, decorated in a sort of modern style with interestingly designed furniture and a nice view of the Mediterranean. I’ve got two single beds, but they are on rollers, so it seems I can push them together and not have to worry about how to fit three Catalan hookers and my fat ass into just one of them. I lie down for a quick nap and roll a good three feet. I sit up, and roll two feet in the opposite direction. I roll over, and the bed rolls right along with me. Hmmm, it seems the beds could be pushed together, as long as one didn’t try to engage in any strenuous physical activity in them. But really what are the odds that someone would want to do anything like that in a bed in a hotel room with an ocean view?
I can’t get to sleep, so I shower, look over my guide books, and wait for the rain to let up.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Infrequently” – Though it looks quite similar to an English word meaning rarely, it seems the Catalan word “infrequently “ can actually be translated as “every day of your vacation.” My guide book gives an example of how this word might be used in a sentence:
“Thankfully, it rains infrequently in Barcelona.”
Finally, I decide I can at least go across the street and see what a Spanish mall looks like, now that I’m finished seeing the sights of a Spanish hotel room. It is still drizzling, but no longer pouring. The elevator deposits me in the hotel lobby, and I can see through the revolving doors that in the time it took to traverse 21 floors, the heavy downpour has resumed.
Also, Dan and Danielle are sitting in the lobby, looking bored, tired, and a little pissed. “Room still isn’t ready,” Dan tell me. “They didn’t have any rooms with king beds ready. They said it would be about an hour.” I look at my watch and see that it’s been nearly two hours since we’ve arrived. Bad beat. I’d still rather be in his shoes, waiting to get a room with a king bed that I’ll be sharing with my girlfriend rather than already unpacked in a room with two single beds that I’d be sharing with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I also see that a Poker Stars welcome desk has been set up, so I give them my name. Apparently I have to go to some party tonight at the casino in order to get my t-shirt. Also, I am supposed to register and sign a TV waiver there. I am able to get a schedule for the tournament at the Poker Stars desk, and OMFGWTF WE DON’T START PLAY UNTIL 5 PM?!?!?!?! At the WSOP, I felt like I played great during the first 10 hours of play, but really lost it during the last two. I am just not an evening person. And this event is basically going to run all night, and for three nights straight, if I final table it. Puke.
Pissed, I step outside to wait for a lull in the rain so I can dash out the door. I’m wearing a Poker Stars windbreaker (the only thing with a hood that I brought with me), so while I’m waiting the guy from the Poker Stars desk, who has ducked outside for a smoke, starts chatting with me. He’s a Brit named John, and seems like a cool guy. He’s an internet player who makes money on the side doing customer support for Stars. I compliment him on the great support they have, and we take turns cracking jokes about Party Poker support.
He has to get back inside, so I decide just to go for it and dash across the street to the mall. It’s pretty boring, seems a hell of a lot like an American mall, though probably with better food. There is a pretty crazy psychedelic playground thing inside, but otherwise not much of interest. The rain lets up, the sun comes out, and I step outside to wander.
Bari Gotique
I’m getting hungry, but I’m very nervous/self-conscious about not speaking any Spanish or Catalan. I walk around the same block several times, trying to decide which pastry shop is least intimidating. Finally, I select one with a friendly-looking young woman behind the counter who smiles politely as I mangle her native language and point awkwardly at the spot on the glass display that vaguely corresponds with the chocolate-filled delicacy I desire.
As I’m walking and eating, I spot a subway station and decide I will just take it somewhere, get off, and wander around. The subway in Barcelona was easily one of my favorite things about the city, and one of the best public transit systems I’ve experienced. I don’t think I ever waited more than five minutes for a train, the ticket machines were easy to operate (even without any knowledge of Catalan), and there was even a display telling me exactly, to the second, how long the wait would be for the next train. One complaint: although I didn’t encounter especially many stinky Spaniards, well over half of the cars I was in reeked of body odor.
I disembark at a station called Jaume I (pronounced jowm pree-may) and do my best to follow a self-guided walking tour of the Bari Gotique, or Gothic Quarter, the oldest part of the city. It’s got a great feel to it, full of ancient buildings with beautiful balconies and windows and stonework, and now housing a lot of restaurants and pastry shops and boutiques that can be accessed via dozens of narrow, winding streets. Unfortunately, following these streets, many of which have names that are not posted anywhere but assumed by my guide book, proves difficult. Fortunately, I am not in a hurry to get anywhere in particular and am enjoying just walking around.
It takes me a while, but eventually I find a restaurant called L’Academia that is supposed to be good.
Cultural Fact 3: Barcelona operates on a strange schedule. A normal work day is from 8AM-2PM, then 4PM-8PM. They like to take long lunches and/or short naps in the afternoon. Lunch is generally a multi-course affair, and dinner is not eaten until 9:30 PM or later.
This does provide a possible solution to my quandary regarding the tournament schedule: I can wake up early, eat breakfast at the hotel buffet, see a bit of the city, take a siesta, and be relatively well-rested for the tournament at 5 PM. I generally suck at napping, but if I get myself in the habit during the next two days, I might be able to pull it off. SIESTA!
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Menu del Dia” – A fixed price lunch menu offered by most restaurants in Barcelona. For 8-12 Euros, you get a choice of several appetizers, several entrees, several desserts, and a beverage.
At the table adjacent to mine are six British girls traveling around Europe on their gap year. Based on their conversation, they are the continental equivalent of US “valley girls” but their accents make them sound more sophisticated and intelligent. Eavesdropping provides entertainment during my meal, which consists of salmon stuffed with tomato and mozzarella and baked in olive oil. It’s extraordinary.
Cultural Fact 4: Service is pretty good in Barcelona restaurants, except when it comes time for them to bring you the bill.
I guess the Catalans like to linger or whatever at their meals, but I am by myself and trying to see as much of the city as I can in the next two days, as I will hopefully be playing poker every day thereafter. “El compte, si plau,” I enunciate to the waitress as she walks past. She stares at me like I have two heads. “L’addition?” I try in French, pointing to the table and hoping this will trigger some shared Romantic root for my Catalan server. No such luck. Finally, she says some gibberish to me, and it is my turn to stare blankly at her. She leaves and returns about ten minutes later with my check.
Cultural Fact 5: Barcelona doesn’t do tips. My guide book recommends leaving $.15 as a token, but in the US, that would be more insulting than leaving nothing. I leave 1 Euro, which is still less than 10%, and feel cheap doing it, but the waitress calls out “Gracies!” as I am leaving, so I guess she liked it. Or thought I had a nice ass.
Having slept only four hours on the plane, I’m nearly falling asleep in my train seat, but I force my eyes to stay open. After all, there are THIEVES EVERYWHERE! Jealously clutching my possessions close, I make it safely back to the Hilton and successfully siesta.
Tits, Spics, and Turks
A phone call from Dan wakes me a few minutes before my alarm would have gone off. We arrange to take the second of two Poker Stars shuttles to the casino. We arrive only to learn that non-Europeans must present their passports to be admitted. Driver’s licenses from non-EU countries will not be accepted, no exceptions. Dan has his passport, and gets in no problem, but I don’t have mine. The woman from Poker Stars who is with us is apologetic that we weren’t told this ahead of time but not very helpful. “Did the shuttle leave?” ask the several of us whose passports are still in our rooms.
“Quite possibly,” she says sheepishly. “If you all split two cabs, it wouldn’t be that much.”
“You mean Poker Stars would have no problem springing for a few cabs for us?” I stare her down with my best thug mug, but she gets the better of me. She reaches into her pocket as though she were going to hand me some bills, but instead tosses a handful of sand into my eyes. While I am distracted, she snatches a decorative epee off of the casino wall and rushes at me. Bitch!
I unsheathe my own sword, parry her first thrust, and deftly duck the second. Wasting no time, she bullrushes me, but I step to the side and let her momentum carry her past me. Before she can turn, I plunge my blade into the small of her back and keep pushing until I see the tip protrude from her stomach. I release the weapon, allowing her to collapse on the polished floor, then quickly frisk her limp body. She’s not carrying much cash, but it should be enough for a few cabs. I pocket the bills and toss the wallet dismissively onto her corpse.
Outside, an Asian guy from Canada whom I later learn is named Terrance has managed to stop the shuttle driver from leaving (he speaks Spanish quite well). We pile in and ride back to the Hilton. I dash upstairs to my room (this guy is only waiting 5 minutes), insert the key card, and curse as the door flashes red at me. [censored], this is not a good time. I try again, and it opens. Phew. Grab the passport, run back to the elevator, make it back to the shuttle just in time.
Except we are not going anywhere in a hurry. The driver explains to Terrance that some guy from Portugal just got in and is going to drop his stuff off in his room, so we are waiting for him. I get to know a middle-aged American woman sitting across from me whose Brazilian husband is playing the event. She seems like an interesting person, sells foreclosed homes for a living but is also an advocate for affordable housing.
Some guy rushes out of the hotel onto the shuttle, and we drive off. He sits near me, so we get to talking. I tell him I’m from Boston, and he says, “We’re neighbors.”
“Huh?”
“I am from Connecticut.”
“Wait you are not the guy from Portugal we have been waiting for?”
“No, no, I am Portuguese, but I live in Connecticut now. Just flew in from Portugal.”
“Phew. No need to turn the shuttle around.”
Once I’m registered with the casino, I go downstairs and meet Dan in the disco. Contrary to rumors I’ve heard, there is a bit of food available and free beer, so it’s not so bad. There’s a crowd around Hachem, so we ignore him and go sit with two kids from Sweden. The tall one is here to play, the short dark-skinned one is just his friend.
Dan and the tall one are talking poker when the short one interjects, “What do you guys think of the women out here?” I start to answer, but he takes care of that for me. “They are beautiful! Most amazing I have seen!”
“Aren’t you from Sweden?”
“Yeah, the girls have pretty faces, but Spanish women have nice titties! Swedish women all have [censored] beestings.”
I nod and try to get into Dan and the tall one’s conversation. They are talking about pros who may be playing in this event. “I saw Humberto Brenes in the hotel lobby,” I tell them.
“I hope that spic loses,” the short one interjects. Awkward silence. “Oh come on, it is a joke! You Americans take this stuff too seriously.”
“We take racism too seriously?”
“It’s just joking. Black people call each other [censored] all the time.”
“Yeah, this is an analogous situation.”
“See, I wouldn’t care if someone called me a terrorist.”
“Is that a common stereotype about Swedes?”
“I am Turkish, man. I just live in Sweden.” That explains the dark skin.
“I’m just saying, you need to know someone kind of well before you tell jokes like that.”
“Pfft. You want a beer?”
“Yeah.”
The Turk comes back empty-handed. “Bar’s closed. Let’s get out of here. You guys are cool, you wanna get [censored] wasted?”
“Not really. Good to meet you though.”
Dan and I pick up our bags and go outside to wait for the shuttle. We sit down on a bench to check out the stuff Stars has given us. There’s a backpack with wheels and an extendable handle, and inside are several EPT Barcelona shirts and a Poker Stars hat. Nice.
Two Americans stagger over to us. One of them is probably kind of drunk, but this is overshadowed by how massively drunk his friend is. The less drunk one is carrying a Poker Stars backpack.
“Hey where are you guys going?” the real drunk one asks.
“Same place as you.”
“The Hilton? Diagonal whatever?” he slurs.
“Yeah.”
“Alriiiight! Lesh follow these guysh! They know whashup. Washurname?”
“Andrew.”
“I’m Joel. Where you from?”
“Boston.”
“Cool, cool. Man, lesh go somewhere. Get [censored]’ drunk, find some [censored]’ women.”
“I have to play tomorrow, man,” the less drunk one tells him.
“What abou’ you guysh? You wanna get some [censored]’ beers?”
“No thank you.”
The shuttle shows up, they sit in the front, we sit in the back.
I go upstairs to my room, but it is only like 11, and I am trying to stay up late so I can get on a siesta schedule. After determining that CNBC and CNN are still the only English-language stations available to me, I decide to see if anything is going on at the hotel bar. Joel is sitting over there by himself, so I decide to keep him company.
“Heeeeey!” he cries as I sit down near him, leaving one stool between us. “Whashurname?”
“Andrew.”
“Where you from, man?”
“Boston.”
“Cool.”
The bartender, whose nametag says Pablo, comes over and I order a local beer. He shows me two different-sized glasses, and I tell him, “Grande.”
When Joel sees what beer I am drinking (it’s the same kind he’s got in a nearly full glass in front of him), he warns me, “Thish beersh terrible. I can’ drink it.”
“Tastes alright to me.”
“Here, ishall you.” He shoves his glass towards me and asks the bartender what kind of bottles he has. Pablo rattles off a long list, and Joel’s face lights up at the mention of Bud Light. After taking a swig, he announces, “I love to chug [censored]’ beersh. Where you from?”
“Boston.”
“Alriiiiiiight. Lesh chug some [censored]’ beersh. Lesh get drunk!”
“I don’t think I could catch up with you if I tried.”
He laughs sloppily. “How about shotsh?”
“OK.”
“What do you want?”
“Whatever.” He orders two Yagermeisters, and is saddened to learn they don’t have it.
He looks at me again. “What do you want?”
“Tequila?”
“Dos Cuervos!” he orders proudly. “No wait, wait, traish! Traish! You drink with us Pablo?”
“I cannot, while I am working.”
“Come onnnnnnnnnnnn.”
“I am sorry, I cannot.”
“Ah, c’monnn. No one will know.”
“Really, I cannot.”
He pours two shots, and we down them quickly. Joel moves onto the stool next to me and grabs me in a headlock. “You’re great, man. Where you from?”
“Boston.”
“Cool. I’m from Ohio.”
“Oh. Um, Cedar Point is cool.”
“Yeah, thash all we’ve got. You can talk [censored] to me all night, Boshton ish a cool place.”
“I like it.”
Joel stares at the counter for a moment. “How about more shotsh?” He can barely keep his ass on his stool at this point.
“Maybe you should slow down.”
“Nah, I go to OSU. We know how to drink.”
“OK, well I still have two beers in front of me, so I’m not going to have another shot.”
“Dos Cuervos!” he calls to Pablo.
I shake my head. “Just uno.”
“Uno?” Pablo asks.
“No, dos!” Joel insists.
“I am not drinking another one,” I tell them both.
“Dos!” Pablo pours two, and Joel sloshes one towards me. I push it back. “Ah, man,” he groans. “Pablo? You drink with me?”
“I cannot. I have to work.”
“C’monnnnn.”
“Believe me, I would like to. But I cannot.”
“C’monnnnn.”
“At 2AM, I will drink anything you want.”
“What time ish it now?”
“11:30.”
Joel tries to pass me the shot glass again, and I pass it back. Finally, he gets a European businessman sitting alone at the other end of the bar to drink with him.
He looks at me seriously. “Where are you from, man?”
“Boston.”
“Cool.” A moment later, he gets up and walks off without saying anything.
Pablo looks at me. “Is he leaving?” I shrug, and he looks a little annoyed. Hey, I didn’t tell you to let his drunk ass run up a tab. I wouldn’t have kept pouring shots for him, either.
A few minutes later, Joel comes into sight again. Pablo rushes out from behind the bar, and at first I am thinking he is going to apprehend Joel to be sure he pays his tab. But actually, he is just trying to stop the kid from walking out an emergency exit. Too late. An alarm blares, but stops quickly.
They return to the bar, and Joel tries to order another beer. “I’m sorry, my friend, I have to be serious for a moment. OK?” Pablo asks.
Joel stares blankly at him.
“I am not going to serve you anymore, you just walked out of an emergency exit. That is good, though, yes, my friend? You had a good time?” Pablo is a pro.
Joel keeps staring. “You serious?”
“I’m very serious. OK, my friend?”
“Oh, man,” Joel groans but accepts his fate. Pablo hands him a bill, and Joel produces a credit card. A minute later, Pablo returns. “I am sorry, your card was declined. Do you want to use a different one?”
“Cool,” Joel says, putting the card back into his pocket and turning to talk to me. “Where you from?”
“My friend,” Pablo gets his attention again. “Your card was not accepted. Do you have another one, or do you want to charge it to your room?” Joel finally gets it and produces another card, which works.
I ask for my bill as well, and am a little annoyed that a single pint cost me 10 Euros. Once you factor in the second beer and the shot that Joel paid for, though, it’s not such a bad price. I thank Pablo, bid Joel farewell (he insists on another headlock), and ride the elevator upstairs to go to sleep.
Labels: barcelona, ept, narrative, poker, trip report
EPT Barcelona 2006 Day 1
I take a short flight from Boston to Philadelphia, then a long one from Philadelphia to Barcelona. 2p2’er 10K-in-Clay is on this flight and has told me I should be able to recognize him because he’ll be with his purple-haired girlfriend. I introduce myself briefly, agree to split a cab with them in Barcelona, then board the plane.
While waiting to take off, I flip through some Barcelona books I bought or took out of the library, and learn some interesting facts.
Cultural Lesson One: Barcelona is a city of thieves. All Barcelonans should be presumed to be pickpockets and petty criminals until proven otherwise. No belongings should be allowed out of my sight, and anything slightly important or valuable should be stapled to my person so that it cannot be swiped by teenage hoodlums on mopeds.
Cultural Lesson Two: Barcelona loves [censored]. Seriously. Taking a good [censored] is practically the official sport of the city. At Christmas time, a typical creche in Barcelona will include the standard figurines for donkeys, three wise men, Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus, and also an unknown peasant taking a squat in the manger.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Cafe solo” = strong black coffee, no milk or sugar
“Comte” = check, as in the bill from a restaurant.
This is one of the larger jets I’ve been on, with three columns of seats, and the best I could get on late notice was an aisle on the central column. Just across the aisle from me is a rather old couple, and the man seems to be in a sour mood, frustrated with something his wife has done. She seems like a sweet old woman who does not deserve such abuse. Just in front of me is a young Spanish couple with several small children. The man is sitting directly in front of me, on the aisle and next to their daughter, while the woman is just across the aisle from them, next to their son.
There is some pretty severe turbulence as soon as we get into the air. The plane is bouncing around quite a lot, and we can see the wings shaking through the window. A couple of drops leave a sick feeling in my stomach, but I’m actually not worried at all. Frankly, although I’ve never been through turbulence this bad, I feel like it’s not really that uncommon, and in any event there’s nothing I can do about it. I might as well just sit back and relax, and if the plane is going to fall out of the sky, the plane is going to fall out of the sky.
Not everyone feels this way. The Spanish woman in front of me lets out a little squeal every time the plane jumps, her legs are shaking uncontrollably, and she keeps reaching across the aisle to grab desperately at her husband’s hand, her Mediterranean eyes wide with terror.
I’m busy regarding her panic with haughty disdain when I see the grumpy old man to my right acting in a similarly frantic fashion. Upon closer inspection, however, I see that he is actually mocking the Spanish woman as his sweet old wife laughs at his antics. My respect for this couple quadruples.
Eventually the pilot gets above the turbulence, and I settle in to watch the in-flight movie (after forking over $5 for cheap headphones, WTF? AirTran always gives them to me for free, if I had known that US Airways was going to charge five goddamn dollars I would have brought my own). It was supposed to be the Inside Man, but instead I find out they are showing Analyze This. Random, isn’t that movie like eight years old? I remember liking it, but I guess I was a dumb kid, because it’s a dumb movie. Afterwards I order a glass of wine and fall blissfully asleep.
While waiting to take off, I flip through some Barcelona books I bought or took out of the library, and learn some interesting facts.
Cultural Lesson One: Barcelona is a city of thieves. All Barcelonans should be presumed to be pickpockets and petty criminals until proven otherwise. No belongings should be allowed out of my sight, and anything slightly important or valuable should be stapled to my person so that it cannot be swiped by teenage hoodlums on mopeds.
Cultural Lesson Two: Barcelona loves [censored]. Seriously. Taking a good [censored] is practically the official sport of the city. At Christmas time, a typical creche in Barcelona will include the standard figurines for donkeys, three wise men, Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus, and also an unknown peasant taking a squat in the manger.
New Vocabulary Acquired: “Cafe solo” = strong black coffee, no milk or sugar
“Comte” = check, as in the bill from a restaurant.
This is one of the larger jets I’ve been on, with three columns of seats, and the best I could get on late notice was an aisle on the central column. Just across the aisle from me is a rather old couple, and the man seems to be in a sour mood, frustrated with something his wife has done. She seems like a sweet old woman who does not deserve such abuse. Just in front of me is a young Spanish couple with several small children. The man is sitting directly in front of me, on the aisle and next to their daughter, while the woman is just across the aisle from them, next to their son.
There is some pretty severe turbulence as soon as we get into the air. The plane is bouncing around quite a lot, and we can see the wings shaking through the window. A couple of drops leave a sick feeling in my stomach, but I’m actually not worried at all. Frankly, although I’ve never been through turbulence this bad, I feel like it’s not really that uncommon, and in any event there’s nothing I can do about it. I might as well just sit back and relax, and if the plane is going to fall out of the sky, the plane is going to fall out of the sky.
Not everyone feels this way. The Spanish woman in front of me lets out a little squeal every time the plane jumps, her legs are shaking uncontrollably, and she keeps reaching across the aisle to grab desperately at her husband’s hand, her Mediterranean eyes wide with terror.
I’m busy regarding her panic with haughty disdain when I see the grumpy old man to my right acting in a similarly frantic fashion. Upon closer inspection, however, I see that he is actually mocking the Spanish woman as his sweet old wife laughs at his antics. My respect for this couple quadruples.
Eventually the pilot gets above the turbulence, and I settle in to watch the in-flight movie (after forking over $5 for cheap headphones, WTF? AirTran always gives them to me for free, if I had known that US Airways was going to charge five goddamn dollars I would have brought my own). It was supposed to be the Inside Man, but instead I find out they are showing Analyze This. Random, isn’t that movie like eight years old? I remember liking it, but I guess I was a dumb kid, because it’s a dumb movie. Afterwards I order a glass of wine and fall blissfully asleep.
Labels: barcelona, ept, narrative, poker, trip report
EPT Barcelona 2006 Prologue
I qualified for EPT Barcelona largely by chance. After having a great time and cashing at the WSOP, I had the desire to play more big live tournaments and the bankroll to take some shots at them. Unfortunately Poker Stars runs most of their satellites on weekends, and I rarely have the opportunity to play weekend tournaments, as these are the only times my girlfriend is not working and I generally try to keep them free. But for whatever reason, there was one Saturday that I did have free, and so I decided to play all three of the EPT satellites running that afternoon (Barcelona, London, and Baden) at ~$500 each. Each was paying a seat to just over 1 out of every 20 participants, so between the 3 of them, I felt I had between a 33%-50% chance of winning something.
I didn’t make it too far in the London or Baden events (which would have been my top choices), but made it to the final two tables of the Barcelona one, with twelve spots to be paid out. Unfortunately, my stack was the shortest of the 18 remaining players, but I had the chipleader to my immediate left, and he was (correctly) playing very tight, so I was able to steal from him a few times, then won a coin flip, won another big pot with Aces, and suddenly I was in 3rd.
At this point there were 15 players left, and I felt I could probably fold my way to a seat, though I continued to pay close attention just in case. One player went out on the other table, but then the other two short stacks doubled up, and just like that I was down to 9th place. I was still comfortable, especially with the poor bubble play I was seeing, but far from a lock.
The most frustrating thing was that both and I and the big stack to my left were folding every hand, and the player to my right was raising every time that it folded to him, picking up the blinds and antes with no challenge at least once per orbit. It was a very sweet spot for him, and as much as I wanted to play back, I was nervous: I could probably fold my way to a seat, and for all I know this guy is some clown who would call an all in with A6 or 55 or something (this is the kind of play I was seeing from others), and even with a good hand that was more risk than I wanted. So I just kept folding, and eventually the short stacks at the other table did go out, and I won my seat.
I was so busy celebrating, at first, that I failed to notice that the tournament started in less than three weeks. At that point, I realized I had no passport and no knowledge of the Spanish language.
The passport thing proved easy enough: for a quite reasonable $60 fee, US citizens are able to get expedited passports within two weeks by bringing the necessary documents in person to one of twelve regional passport agencies, one of which, conveniently, was in Boston, about a 10 minute train ride from my apartment. I had my mother overnight my birth certificate to me, dropped off my documents on Tuesday, and picked up my passport on Friday. This is definitely the most efficient thing I have ever seen the US federal government do.
I never did get around to learning any Spanish, but I did learn that Spanish is actually not the preferred language in Barcelona, though most can speak it. They actually prefer a much more obscure language called Catalan, which of course was even more foreign to me. I begin this journey with the ability to say the following, and nothing more:
-hola
-si-
gracias
-por favor
-adios
-amigos
-comprende
-gato
-no
-siesta
-grande
-taco
-nacho
-burrito
-queso
Finally, I should add that although my reports from the WSOP seemed generally popular, I did receive some complaints that they were occasionally a bit dull, so I’ve made an effort this time to interweave some fiction into this otherwise factual narrative. Rest assured, however, that I have done so in so masterful a way that the reader will likely not be able to spot the difference, and were it not for this note, would never be the wiser.
I didn’t make it too far in the London or Baden events (which would have been my top choices), but made it to the final two tables of the Barcelona one, with twelve spots to be paid out. Unfortunately, my stack was the shortest of the 18 remaining players, but I had the chipleader to my immediate left, and he was (correctly) playing very tight, so I was able to steal from him a few times, then won a coin flip, won another big pot with Aces, and suddenly I was in 3rd.
At this point there were 15 players left, and I felt I could probably fold my way to a seat, though I continued to pay close attention just in case. One player went out on the other table, but then the other two short stacks doubled up, and just like that I was down to 9th place. I was still comfortable, especially with the poor bubble play I was seeing, but far from a lock.
The most frustrating thing was that both and I and the big stack to my left were folding every hand, and the player to my right was raising every time that it folded to him, picking up the blinds and antes with no challenge at least once per orbit. It was a very sweet spot for him, and as much as I wanted to play back, I was nervous: I could probably fold my way to a seat, and for all I know this guy is some clown who would call an all in with A6 or 55 or something (this is the kind of play I was seeing from others), and even with a good hand that was more risk than I wanted. So I just kept folding, and eventually the short stacks at the other table did go out, and I won my seat.
I was so busy celebrating, at first, that I failed to notice that the tournament started in less than three weeks. At that point, I realized I had no passport and no knowledge of the Spanish language.
The passport thing proved easy enough: for a quite reasonable $60 fee, US citizens are able to get expedited passports within two weeks by bringing the necessary documents in person to one of twelve regional passport agencies, one of which, conveniently, was in Boston, about a 10 minute train ride from my apartment. I had my mother overnight my birth certificate to me, dropped off my documents on Tuesday, and picked up my passport on Friday. This is definitely the most efficient thing I have ever seen the US federal government do.
I never did get around to learning any Spanish, but I did learn that Spanish is actually not the preferred language in Barcelona, though most can speak it. They actually prefer a much more obscure language called Catalan, which of course was even more foreign to me. I begin this journey with the ability to say the following, and nothing more:
-hola
-si-
gracias
-por favor
-adios
-amigos
-comprende
-gato
-no
-siesta
-grande
-taco
-nacho
-burrito
-queso
Finally, I should add that although my reports from the WSOP seemed generally popular, I did receive some complaints that they were occasionally a bit dull, so I’ve made an effort this time to interweave some fiction into this otherwise factual narrative. Rest assured, however, that I have done so in so masterful a way that the reader will likely not be able to spot the difference, and were it not for this note, would never be the wiser.
Labels: barcelona, ept, narrative, poker, trip report
WSOP 2006 Day 4
I get back to my room about 2AM Friday night, exhausted from another long day of poker, but there are no more days off, and I need to be in my seat at the Rio and ready to play at noon on Saturday. I wake at 9AM, head down to catch the Poker Stars shuttle around 10:30, and see several people in Poker Stars shirts standing in the taxi line. Seems Stars is no longer running the shuttle, so I split a cab with them to the Rio and we all head down to the hospitality suite for coffee and muffins. We are talking idly when a bearded journalist interrupts us to introduce himself, "Hi, my name is Jim McManus, and I'm covering the World Series for the LA Times. I'm writing a piece on bluffing in poker and bluffing in the Middle East, and I was wondering if any of you could share some stories about big bluffs you've been involved in so far in this tournament."
Jim McManus? I'm a big fan. In 2000, Jim was a poker enthusiast teaching creative writing at the Art Institute of Chicago. He got an assignment with Harper's to write a story about women at the World Series of Poker and flew out to Las Vegas to cover the event, but ended up spending his entire advance trying to win a seat in the tournament, which he eventually did. He went on to make the final table, win $247,760 (many fewer players competed in 2000- this year the top 12 competitors will all be millionaires), and chronicle the entire trip in a best-selling book called "Positively Fifth Street" ('fifth street' is another name for 'the river', the final card dealt in Texas Hold 'Em). It's a great read, especially for poker players, and I've been very consciously mimicing his style in these updates. In fact, someone suggested that I publish them under the title "Positively Better Than That McManus Book". Unfortunately Jim doesn't have time to talk, but he leaves his e-mail address with all of us and nearly begs us to send him detailed accounts of our experiences with bluffing.
That's pretty exciting, but right now I need to figure out my strategy for the day. The bad news is that the blinds start at 2000/4000 with a 400 ante, meaning that my stack of 66,500 will last only about 54 hands unless I make a move. I am getting to the point where I can no longer afford to play a pot for anything less than my entire stack, because once I commit any meaningful number of chips to the pot, it will be too large for me to give up on. But there is some good news, too. First, I have enough chips that I can be a little choosy about when I will commit them all, and second, I have so much experience playing fast-action online tournaments that I pretty much know what I am doing with a stack of this size.
This is probably a good time to explain a rift in poker culture that I've been hinting at for a while now. Ever since Chris Moneymaker won the 2003 Main Event (not 2004, as I mistakenly reported earlier), there has been an explosion of poker playing on the internet, and each year more and more people like me, who can count on one hand the number of times they have played live poker at a casino, pony up a few hundred dollars for a shot at poker's most coveted title. Decades ago, the quintessential professional poker players had names like Doyle Brunson and Amarillo Slim. They would leave home for days at a time, driving across Texas to play in every big (illegal) game there was. They couldn't afford to be selective about the players with whom they played or the games they were playing. Making a living at poker required a willingness to play any variant of the game at any stakes and to endure long road trips, armed robbery, and sporadic bankruptcy.
Nowadays, there are thousands of professional or semi-professional players on the internet. Most are young, in college or recently graduated, but some are still in high school and others have forsaken college altogether. They can find a game of virtually any form of poker at almost any stakes (from $.01/.02, with a minimum buy-in of $.20, to $200/$400, with a minimum buyin of $4000) whenever they want to play. For instance, I focus on playing No Limit Texas Hold 'Em tournaments, and whether I want to play a $10 tournament or a $100 tournament, I can find one starting somewhere on the internet in the next 5 minutes. These internet pros, some of whom have up to 16 tables open at once on four big-screen, high resolution computer monitors, can play in a year or two as many hands of poker as a Texas road gambler might have played in his entire life.
Although some people who have made a living for decades playing live poker now play on the internet and some internet stars have made a big splash on the live poker scene, a gulf continues to exist between these two cultures. But at the main event of the World Series of Poker, our worlds collide.
In any poker tournament, the size of the blinds and antes dictates how aggressively competitors must play. Generally, deeper stacks require more skill, as there are more decisions to be made. At the world series, the size of the blinds increases every two hours, guaranteeing a lot of room to maneuver in the early stages and ensuring that the tournament lasts for two weeks. In a typical online tournament, the blinds increase every 10-15 minutes, so that only the largest tournaments last more than a few hours. Internet players like myself, accustomed to these rapidly increasing blinds, have evolved a very aggressive style of play. We raise, re-raise, and move all-in very aggressively, knowing that we cannot afford to pass up even small edges and that if we happen to get unlucky, there is always another tournament starting any minute.
Those accustomed to live play tend to be more cautious and conservative. There is only one WSOP main event every year, so they tend to guard their 'tournament life' carefully, reluctant to risk it even when they believe they have a small edge. You may have noticed that whenever I described an older player at my table, I almost invariably described him as a 'tight' or 'conservative' player who, in my opinion, folded too often and didn't raise nearly enough. These players have their own stereotypes of online players, who are sometimes derogatorily referred to as "internet donkeys":
1) We are too loose and aggressive, bluffing too often and calling raises with hands that more conservative players consider garbage. In most internet tournaments, it is rarely correct to fold if you have the third, fourth, or even fifth best possible hand. In deep-stacked tournaments like the World Series, there are more occasions where a good player can correctly fold even the second best possible hand.
2) We lack class. We are likely to cheer or celebrate obnoxiously when we win a big pot, even if we won it through luck rather than skillful play. I've been careful to avoid doing this, but I've seen plenty of it.
3) We aren't familiar with the ethics and rules of live play. Accustomed to seeing our cards as soon as they are dealt, we sometimes look at them before it is our turn to act and inadvertently broadcast our intentions, affecting the decisions of those acting before us. We put chips into the pot without verbally announcing our intentions, meaning we are sometimes forced to call when we meant to raise or raise when we meant to call (a mistake I've made more than once). We 'slowroll', meaning that even if we expect we have the best hand, we tend to wait for our opponents to show their cards because this is information we are accustomed to having, even though this is considered rude in live play (I did do this intentionally once, for the purpose of further frustrating an already frustrated player).
In short, internet players tend to overplay their medium-strength hands and otherwise fail to adapt to the deeper structure of large buy-in live tournaments like the WSOP. Up until now, that has been a handicap, but at this stage of the tournament the blinds and antes have reached a stage that really is comparable to the later stages of an internet tournament, and now it is time for us internet donkies to shine. There is a mathematically correct strategy when your only option is to fold or raise all-in, and it relates to the number of players left to act behind you, the likelihood of each calling you, the size of the pot, and the number of chips you have remaining. Although I don't have the math down cold, I have a much better feel for it than the average live player, and I expect to use that to my advantage.
I'm not going to spend a lot of time describing my tables today, because I wasn't at either one for too long. My first table was a great one for me: the average stack size was about half the average for the tournament as a whole, which means it will be easier for me to get away with moving all in to pick up the blinds and antes without being called. The most colorful character at the table is AJ Shulman, the wife of Cardplayer magazine founder Barry Shulman and co-owner of the magazine. She's been around the world of cards for a long time and seems to know what she is doing, but she is even shorter than I am, so she is not much of a threat to me. She's a vivacious woman, probably in her 50's, loud and talkative but also friendly and mostly good-humored, except for when she is unhappy about how some detail of how the tournament is being run.
She is sitting to the immediate left of the dealer, with whom we are talking before the tournament director gives the order to "shuffle up and deal". I've heard a lot of complaints from the dealers about how Harrah's has been treating them, both with regard to their pay (Harrah's claimed at one point that staff would bet getting 3% of the prize pool, but it sounds like the actual number is 1.5%), their accomodations (many have traveled from casinos around the country to deal this event, and have had to handle travel and lodging expenses out of pocket), their training, and the respect they are generally afforded by management. Apparently, they are also not allowed to have any food or drink while they are at the table or even during their breaks. We end up devising a plan whereby I order a coffee from the cocktail waitress and pass it to AJ, who places it on the floor next to her so that the dealer can surreptitiously sip on it.
Unfortunately, AJ is not destined to be with us for long. There is a raise and a re-raise in front of her, and she shouts, "Come on Aces, show me Aces!", shuffles her two cards a few times, taps them, blows on them, and finally peeks at them. "All in" she announces. Both players call, and the flop comes out Ace-Queen-Four. One player bets, the other folds, and now that it is heads up, AJ and the other player can turn over their cards. AJ reveals a pair of Kings, the second-best hand she could have hoped for. Her opponent was dealt a pair of Queens, way behind AJ before the flop but now way ahead with three-of-a-kind. AJ has only a 5% chance of improving, and she does not, meaning that she has been eliminated in a most unlucky way. I've seen players handle poor fortune in a wide variety of ways, from cursing their luck to cursing their own play to berating the play of their opponents to calmly saying "nice hand" and tapping the table, but AJ's response was unique. She shakes the hand of everyone at the table, then sticks her tongue out at the player who eliminted her and blows a very genuine raspberry (I was sitting next to him and could see the mist) before wishing everyone good luck.
A few hands later, I am dealt the coveted pair of Aces. It is tempting to make a small raise and try to invite action, but I decide to play it like I would any other hand and just move all in. This may actually be perceived as weakness by someone who understands good late-game tournament strategy, and regardless, if everyone folds, I can show the hand and hopefully earn some respect for future all-in steals I have to make. Sure enough, everyone folds, and I show my Aces to the table. A few hands later, I re-raise all-in with Ace-Jack over someone's raise and he says, "Aces again?" before folding, so it seems like my plan worked.
I don't get a lot of mileage out of this play, though, because not long after, our entire table gets broken down and we are scattered across the room. I am moved to a new table with Jason (very strong 21-year old player mentioned in an earlier e-mail) who now has about 700,000 chips, another high stakes player I played with for a while on Day 2, and a few more very strong players with mountains of chips in front of them. The blinds and antes quickly eat away at my stack and before long I am down to just 50,000 chips. I haven't had any good stealing opportunities, and have been waiting very patiently, maybe too patiently. It hasn't been completely in vain, because in the time I have waited players have been dropping like flies and I have been slowly climbing the pay scale, now having about $30,000 wrapped up. Still, while I know that the correct strategy is to focus on accumulating chips and not focusing on these small increases in prize money, a few thousands dollars is really not small to me and I am a little more inclined towards patience than I would be if the stakes weren't so high.
In one moment of particularly poor judgment, I am in the big blind, forced to put up nearly 10% of my stack blind, and five players just call the blinds, meaning that the size of the pot is now very nearly the size of my stack. The correct play here is to go all in and hopefully get it heads up with just one player and a giant overlay from all of the dead money in the pot, and I am ready to do this, but then I look at my cards and see Ace-Deuce. Anyone who calls me will probably have either a pair or a better Ace, meaning that I would actually be in better shape with a hand like Ten-Nine, which would at least give me two live cards. I chicken out, check, and fold to a bet. I asked Jason about this hand later, and he said I shouldn't even have looked at my hand, but just gone all in.
My next time in the big blind, six players fold before someone finally raises. I have a pair of 5's, and figure this is the best chance I am going to get. "All in," I announce, and the raiser smirks, realizing he is priced in to call me with whatever garbage he was trying to steal with. He turns over a 9 and and a 6 is pleasantly surprised to see that with two overcards to my pair, he is nearly 50% to win the pot. My hand holds up, though, and I get a much needed double up. This marks the first time the entire tournament that I could have been eliminated, being all in against a player who had more chips than I did.
I'm sitting almost immediately behind Humberto Brenes, a Costa Rican pro famous (or notorious, depending on who you ask) for his over-the-top antics. Needless to say, the cameras love him. He is using a toy shark to protect his cards (it is a player's obligation to be sure the dealer does not accidentally muck his hand and that his cards do not become confused with anyone else's, so most put something on top of their cards to protect them) and explaining to his table that it is not he but his friend the shark (also named Humberto) making all of the decisions at the table. Any time he calls someone's all in, he stands up and shouts "Humberto huuuuuuungry! Humberto huuuuuuuuuuuungry!" repeatedly, and sometimes the shark travels across the table to devour and retrieve the chips he has won. These days, being a pro is as much about marketing as it as about playing poker.
I go into the break with over 100,000 chips, still not a lot of breathing room but a big improvement over the 70,000 I started with. I run into Rizen and learn that he is up over 500,000. As much of a minefield as these huge tournaments are, it is very reassuring to see great players doing well, especially people as nice and deserving as Eric (his real name). He tells me some stories about how bad the play is at his table, and I am extremely jealous, because mine is tough tough tough.
Level ? (lost count), blinds 2500/5000 with a 500 ante. Even with 100,000 chips, I am still in desperation mode, able to afford less than ten times around the table. I keep my head above the water with some steals and re-steals, get dealt Kings once but just take the blinds (which is not trivial, at this stage), and then finally see a big starting hand in Ace-King. There is a raise in front of me, and I re-raise all in. My blood runs cold, however, when Jason looks down at his cards and announces "all in". He's seen a raise and a re-raise in front of him, and is still willing to go all in? Thankfully, he turns over Ace-King as well and we chop the pot. Phew, that could have been bad.
Then I finally run into a good spot. Jason opens from first position for 15,000 and the high stakes kid calls him. I have nearly 130,000 chips at this point and am dealt a pair of Aces. Again, I am tempted to make a smaller raise, but these are two very smart players and both seem to have some kind of hand to raise from first position and to call a first position raise. I've been going all in a lot, so a smaller raise might around suspicion. Besides, while I'd badly like to double up again, taking down the 50,000 chips currently in the pot would not be a bad result either. I announce "all in" and they both fold, taking me up to 180,000 chips.
What happens next is perhaps the most painful thing I have ever witnessed in my time playing poker. Jason raises to 15,000, and another player with a huge stack re-raises to 75,000 from the small blind. Jason announces "All in" for 400,000 more and the other player calls fairly quickly. Jason turns over a pair of Aces, the best possible hand, and the other guy has Ace-King of spades. There are nearly one million chips in the pot, making this probably the largest pot played so far in this tournament. These chips represent the combined fortunes of 100 players who entered this tournament but have not survived this far. Jason is an 87.23% favorite to win, and winning would likely give him more chips than any of the roughly 300 players who remain.
It is hard to convert tournament chips into an exact dollar figure for a player's equity at a particular moment in the tournament. Before play began, everyone had paid $10,000 and received 10,000 chips. However, Harrah's took a cut of the prize pool for their profits and to pay the staff, so even at that point there was not a 1:1 conversion. Furthermore, one must account for the nebulous skill factor that makes chips worth more in the hands of a good player than in the hands of a bad player. Then there is payout structure of the tournament. At the moment when the bubble burst and fewer than 873 players remained, a player with just a single black chip, worth 100 in tournament units, would nonetheless be entitled to $14,500 in real money. Now that some portion of the prize pool has been paid out but the same number of chips remain in play, each chips is worth proportionately less than it was at the start of the tournament.
Still, a conservative estimate would be that the 1,000,000 chips in this pot represent at least $250,000 in real money equity, and in the hands of a skilled player like Jason, they could easily be worth $500,000 or more. His opponent, previously one of the larger stacks in the tournament, now faces an 83% chance of being eliminated in one fell swoop. ESPN camera crews rush over to record the action The dealer raps the table, "burns" the top card from the deck, and flips over the three flop cards: Jacks of spades, 9 of hearts, 4 of diamonds. It's a very safe flop for Jason, improving his odds of winning the pot to 93.64%. The only way he can lose now is if his opponent catches two perfect cards in a row: two spades to make a flush, a queen and a ten to make a straight, or two of the last three kings in the deck to make three of a kind.
I grimace and watch Jason do the same as the the dealer reveals the turn card: a Queen of spades. This is one of the worst cards in the deck for him, instantly giving his opponent 13 ways to win on the river, either with one of four tens to complete a straight or one of nine spades to complete a flush. But still, Jason is a 72.73% favorite to win.
The dealer raps the table one last time, burns a card, and reveals the river, which will likely be burned in Jason's mind for the rest of his life: a 6 of spades, giving his opponent a flush. "Oh God," I say, literally feeling sick in my stomach. The table explodes. Jason's opponent, a long-haired, goateed twenty-something from Dallas, leaps out of his chair and claps his hands. "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Jason's face is a mile long, but he is remarkably calm, just staring at the felt and muttering, "So sick."
Finally, he asks the dealer, "How much is it?" He has more than his opponent, so he will get to keep nearly 300,000 chips, still in better shape than I am and about average for the tournament. The dealer counts down Dallas' stack and then tells Jason he needs to cough up about 430,000 more chips. Jason's chips are stacked in a pyramid in front of him, with pillars of yellow chips, worth 1000 each, 50 deep. Slowly, he breaks off tower after tower of yellows, several times more chips than I have ever had in front of me in this tournament, and shoves them across the table to his opponent.
The rest of this level goes by in a blur and soon we are on break again. My deal with Poker Stars guaranteed me a hotel room through the night of Friday, August 4th, and when I was still in the tournament at the end of the day Friday, it was automatically extended through Friday the 11th. However, I already have a plane ticket for 11PM tonight, and frankly am getting sick of Vegas, so my plan was to see how things go today before deciding to cancel the flight. It's now 4PM and I'm still in the tournament, so I start calling people to find someone near a computer who can cancel my flight for me. My girlfriend is at the beach, my brother is at work, my friend is at the grocery store, finally I reach my mother and walk her through the process of cancelling the flight. By the time I pay cancellation fees to America West and Orbitz, I've lost nearly all the money I spent on the flight, but that's trivial compared to the amount of money I've locked up already (nearly $40,000). I check in again with Rizen, now up to 600,000 chips, tell him of Jason's misfortune, grab a granola bar from the hospitality suite (still haven't had lunch), and head back to my table.
Level ?, blinds 3000/6000 with a 1000 ante.
Monstrous. The pot is now 18,000 chips before cards are dealt, meaning that my 180,000 chips is still good for barely 10 times around the table. I need to pick up some good cards soon.
With less than a minute to go before cards are dealt, I feel a hand on my shoulder. I look up and see Annie Duke. She nods at my stack. "Looks you are doing well. Doubled up?"
"Yeah. Better. You?"
"About 750,000."
"Wow, good luck."
"You, too." She heads back to her table, having solidified her reputation with me as a class act, no matter what I've heard.
Just a few hands into the level I am dealt a pair of Queens, the third best possible starting hand. High stakes kid raises to 17,000 from early position, and I re-raise to 60,000, ready to get it all in against this aggressive player if necessary. But then someone behind me announces "All in", everyone folds, and I have a decision to make. I have put 60,000 chips into this pot and have about 120,000 left. There are now 275,000 chips in the pot, but it will cost me everything I have if I want a chance at winning them. Folding now will leave me in desperation mode again, and I am sick of being there. I really feel like I am at my best when playing a big stack. I know how to fold and wait for opportunities to move all in and steal the blinds, but I don't like having to do it, and I don't relish spending the rest of the day in this mode. We're still nowhere the big payout jumps that will start occurring when we get below 80 players remaining. I have one of the best hands in poker and am getting 2.5:1 on my money.
But, my opponent has re-re-raised all in. That's an awfully strong play to make. If he has Aces or Kings then I'm a 4:1 dog. But if he has a pair of Jacks, I'm a 4:1 favorite. If he has Ace-King, I'm a little better than 50/50. I have no idea if he could have those hands. Against the average internet player, I'd call this in a heartbeat and not think twice about it, but this is Day 4 of the World Series of Poker. I've only been playing with this guy a few hours and I honestly don't know whether he could do this with AK or JJ.
I'm also exhausted. I played poker for 10 hours yesterday, got about 6 hours of sleep, and have been playing for 4 hours this morning. I've been away from home, away from my apartment and my bed and my girlfriend and my kitchen and my regular life, for 10 days. I started today with a mindset of win big or go home.
"I call," I announce, turning over my pair of Queens. My opponent turns over the pair of Aces that I knew he had all along. I'm an internet donkey at heart.
And so I am eliminated in 279th place, twenty minutes after cancelling my flight. I shake hands with everyone at the table and wish them well. I put my hand on Jason's shoulder and tell him, "You can recover." I grab my bag and start to leave the table, but the dealer reminds me that I need to wait for someone to escort me to the cashier's cage where I'll get my prize. We walk past Annie Duke, and I tap her on the shoulder. "It was a pleasure," I tell her. "Good luck to you."
She looks up at the floor man standing next to me and realizes what has happened. "Hey, you too," she tells me. "Congratulations. I know it doesn't feel like it right now, but congratulations."
Actually, it does. This is a huge score for me, better than I ever expected to do, and as well as I think anyone could expect to do in a tournament like this. There are still a few big name pros left: Daniel Negreanu, Annie Duke, Allen Cunningham, Humberto Brenes; and a few internet superstars looking to make a name for themselves in the world of live play: Eric Lynch ("Rizen"), Jason Strasser ("Strassa2" or "Kamikaze") and Prahlad Friedman ("Mahatma"). But I have outlasted many of the biggest names in poker: Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Chris Ferguson, Dan Harrington, Johnny Chan, and the legendary Doyle Brunson, winner of back to back World Series titles in the 1970's and author of the Bible of poker.
I fill out some paperwork, including tax forms (I cringe to think of the bite they will be taking out of my prize), and tell the cashier I would prefer a check over casino chips or cash. I'm surprised and disappointed when no one asks me if I want to leave a tip for the dealers, and worse, that when I ask about how to go about doing this, the woman tells me, "I don't know." Tipping dealers is standard practice at a casino, and my understanding is that it is customary after winning a tournament prize as well. I asked one of my favorite dealers about the matter discretely, and he said that 1% would be a good amount, maybe a little less if I won a really big prize (in the context of this tournament, $40K is not a really big prize). I ask the woman if she can find out what I need to do to leave a tip, and she returns to tell me that I can leave cash with her. Well, I don't have $400 in cash on me, so I have to pay exorbitant casino ATM fees to withdraw the money for a tip.
This is really, really shameful. I understand, though don't respect, the fact that Harrah's doesn't feel they need to provide competitive pay and accomodations for dealers at the WSOP. Some good dealers will continue to deal it anyway, just to have the honor of doing so, and from Harrah's perspective a green dealer straight out of training is worth nearly as much as someone with twenty years' experience. Most players will continue to play the event because it is the World Series, even if the quality of the dealing deteriorates. So Harrah's really doesn't have much economic incentive to provide compensation that will attract world class dealers to a world class tournament.
But why make it so difficult for players to leave tips? I had at least 50 different dealers during my four days of play, and felt that all but 2 provided exceptional, professional, and friendly service. I think they deserve tips above and beyond the cut of the prize pool they are getting, and I know that it is in the interest of players to be sure that good dealers feel it is worth their time to keep dealing the World Series.
Well, that concludes my World Series adventure. I guess the last question that may be on your minds is, "What are you going to do with all that money?" I've already paid off most of my student loans with poker winnings, and this is more than enough to finish those off. I've always enjoyed playing poker, but since I've been relying on it for supplemental income, it's started to feel like a job and a chore sometimes. I'm actually looking forward to taking some time off from poker, now that I've got a little monetary cushion, and focusing on other priorities to which I haven't always devoted as much attention as I would have liked. As many of you know, I've spent the last six years both working and volunteering with various urban debate leagues around the country and now run a non-profit organization in Boston that starts debate programs at public high schools and runs debate tournaments. I want to devote more time to the Boston Debate League and ensure that it remains viable. Having a little money will also make it easier for me to volunteer for friends who run other leagues in places like Chicago, LA, and Providence. In the past I've asked them to cover my costs whenever I've come to their cities to work with their leagues, but that won't be necessary now.
Also, between poker, my paid work, my volunteer work, and my girlfriend's busy work schedule, I haven't had as much quality time with her as I would like. She'll still be busy working on the MA gubernatorial campaign through November, but I've been promising her a vacation for a while now so I'm looking forward to planning a getaway with her to celebrate my victory and hopefully hers as well.
After talking with a friend in LA last month, I realized that I need to start thinking more seriously about saving and investing as well. Poker is probably at the height of its popularity right now, meaning that the games are as profitabe as they are going to get, and there is legislation pending in Congress that would prohibit Americans from playing on the internet. I want to make sure I've got enough money saved up that I'll be able to enjoy the financial freedom that poker has afforded me these last two years even when I'm no longer able to derive as much income from it as I do now.
Some people have asked whether I'm going to re-invest this money in poker. Honestly, I don't think there's much need to do that. I have enough money in my poker bankroll already to allow me to play at the stakes I want to be playing right now, and while I'd like to play a few more live tournaments and try to qualify for the WSOP again next year, I think I can pretty much do that with the money I already have set aside for poker.
So once again, thanks to everyone who has been following along and wishing me well. ESPN is going to be dedicating probably ten one-hour segments to coverage of the WSOP, and I will definitely be in one and possibly as many as three of them. They won't be airing for at least a few weeks, but I'll be sure to let you know when they will be on.
Jim McManus? I'm a big fan. In 2000, Jim was a poker enthusiast teaching creative writing at the Art Institute of Chicago. He got an assignment with Harper's to write a story about women at the World Series of Poker and flew out to Las Vegas to cover the event, but ended up spending his entire advance trying to win a seat in the tournament, which he eventually did. He went on to make the final table, win $247,760 (many fewer players competed in 2000- this year the top 12 competitors will all be millionaires), and chronicle the entire trip in a best-selling book called "Positively Fifth Street" ('fifth street' is another name for 'the river', the final card dealt in Texas Hold 'Em). It's a great read, especially for poker players, and I've been very consciously mimicing his style in these updates. In fact, someone suggested that I publish them under the title "Positively Better Than That McManus Book". Unfortunately Jim doesn't have time to talk, but he leaves his e-mail address with all of us and nearly begs us to send him detailed accounts of our experiences with bluffing.
That's pretty exciting, but right now I need to figure out my strategy for the day. The bad news is that the blinds start at 2000/4000 with a 400 ante, meaning that my stack of 66,500 will last only about 54 hands unless I make a move. I am getting to the point where I can no longer afford to play a pot for anything less than my entire stack, because once I commit any meaningful number of chips to the pot, it will be too large for me to give up on. But there is some good news, too. First, I have enough chips that I can be a little choosy about when I will commit them all, and second, I have so much experience playing fast-action online tournaments that I pretty much know what I am doing with a stack of this size.
This is probably a good time to explain a rift in poker culture that I've been hinting at for a while now. Ever since Chris Moneymaker won the 2003 Main Event (not 2004, as I mistakenly reported earlier), there has been an explosion of poker playing on the internet, and each year more and more people like me, who can count on one hand the number of times they have played live poker at a casino, pony up a few hundred dollars for a shot at poker's most coveted title. Decades ago, the quintessential professional poker players had names like Doyle Brunson and Amarillo Slim. They would leave home for days at a time, driving across Texas to play in every big (illegal) game there was. They couldn't afford to be selective about the players with whom they played or the games they were playing. Making a living at poker required a willingness to play any variant of the game at any stakes and to endure long road trips, armed robbery, and sporadic bankruptcy.
Nowadays, there are thousands of professional or semi-professional players on the internet. Most are young, in college or recently graduated, but some are still in high school and others have forsaken college altogether. They can find a game of virtually any form of poker at almost any stakes (from $.01/.02, with a minimum buy-in of $.20, to $200/$400, with a minimum buyin of $4000) whenever they want to play. For instance, I focus on playing No Limit Texas Hold 'Em tournaments, and whether I want to play a $10 tournament or a $100 tournament, I can find one starting somewhere on the internet in the next 5 minutes. These internet pros, some of whom have up to 16 tables open at once on four big-screen, high resolution computer monitors, can play in a year or two as many hands of poker as a Texas road gambler might have played in his entire life.
Although some people who have made a living for decades playing live poker now play on the internet and some internet stars have made a big splash on the live poker scene, a gulf continues to exist between these two cultures. But at the main event of the World Series of Poker, our worlds collide.
In any poker tournament, the size of the blinds and antes dictates how aggressively competitors must play. Generally, deeper stacks require more skill, as there are more decisions to be made. At the world series, the size of the blinds increases every two hours, guaranteeing a lot of room to maneuver in the early stages and ensuring that the tournament lasts for two weeks. In a typical online tournament, the blinds increase every 10-15 minutes, so that only the largest tournaments last more than a few hours. Internet players like myself, accustomed to these rapidly increasing blinds, have evolved a very aggressive style of play. We raise, re-raise, and move all-in very aggressively, knowing that we cannot afford to pass up even small edges and that if we happen to get unlucky, there is always another tournament starting any minute.
Those accustomed to live play tend to be more cautious and conservative. There is only one WSOP main event every year, so they tend to guard their 'tournament life' carefully, reluctant to risk it even when they believe they have a small edge. You may have noticed that whenever I described an older player at my table, I almost invariably described him as a 'tight' or 'conservative' player who, in my opinion, folded too often and didn't raise nearly enough. These players have their own stereotypes of online players, who are sometimes derogatorily referred to as "internet donkeys":
1) We are too loose and aggressive, bluffing too often and calling raises with hands that more conservative players consider garbage. In most internet tournaments, it is rarely correct to fold if you have the third, fourth, or even fifth best possible hand. In deep-stacked tournaments like the World Series, there are more occasions where a good player can correctly fold even the second best possible hand.
2) We lack class. We are likely to cheer or celebrate obnoxiously when we win a big pot, even if we won it through luck rather than skillful play. I've been careful to avoid doing this, but I've seen plenty of it.
3) We aren't familiar with the ethics and rules of live play. Accustomed to seeing our cards as soon as they are dealt, we sometimes look at them before it is our turn to act and inadvertently broadcast our intentions, affecting the decisions of those acting before us. We put chips into the pot without verbally announcing our intentions, meaning we are sometimes forced to call when we meant to raise or raise when we meant to call (a mistake I've made more than once). We 'slowroll', meaning that even if we expect we have the best hand, we tend to wait for our opponents to show their cards because this is information we are accustomed to having, even though this is considered rude in live play (I did do this intentionally once, for the purpose of further frustrating an already frustrated player).
In short, internet players tend to overplay their medium-strength hands and otherwise fail to adapt to the deeper structure of large buy-in live tournaments like the WSOP. Up until now, that has been a handicap, but at this stage of the tournament the blinds and antes have reached a stage that really is comparable to the later stages of an internet tournament, and now it is time for us internet donkies to shine. There is a mathematically correct strategy when your only option is to fold or raise all-in, and it relates to the number of players left to act behind you, the likelihood of each calling you, the size of the pot, and the number of chips you have remaining. Although I don't have the math down cold, I have a much better feel for it than the average live player, and I expect to use that to my advantage.
I'm not going to spend a lot of time describing my tables today, because I wasn't at either one for too long. My first table was a great one for me: the average stack size was about half the average for the tournament as a whole, which means it will be easier for me to get away with moving all in to pick up the blinds and antes without being called. The most colorful character at the table is AJ Shulman, the wife of Cardplayer magazine founder Barry Shulman and co-owner of the magazine. She's been around the world of cards for a long time and seems to know what she is doing, but she is even shorter than I am, so she is not much of a threat to me. She's a vivacious woman, probably in her 50's, loud and talkative but also friendly and mostly good-humored, except for when she is unhappy about how some detail of how the tournament is being run.
She is sitting to the immediate left of the dealer, with whom we are talking before the tournament director gives the order to "shuffle up and deal". I've heard a lot of complaints from the dealers about how Harrah's has been treating them, both with regard to their pay (Harrah's claimed at one point that staff would bet getting 3% of the prize pool, but it sounds like the actual number is 1.5%), their accomodations (many have traveled from casinos around the country to deal this event, and have had to handle travel and lodging expenses out of pocket), their training, and the respect they are generally afforded by management. Apparently, they are also not allowed to have any food or drink while they are at the table or even during their breaks. We end up devising a plan whereby I order a coffee from the cocktail waitress and pass it to AJ, who places it on the floor next to her so that the dealer can surreptitiously sip on it.
Unfortunately, AJ is not destined to be with us for long. There is a raise and a re-raise in front of her, and she shouts, "Come on Aces, show me Aces!", shuffles her two cards a few times, taps them, blows on them, and finally peeks at them. "All in" she announces. Both players call, and the flop comes out Ace-Queen-Four. One player bets, the other folds, and now that it is heads up, AJ and the other player can turn over their cards. AJ reveals a pair of Kings, the second-best hand she could have hoped for. Her opponent was dealt a pair of Queens, way behind AJ before the flop but now way ahead with three-of-a-kind. AJ has only a 5% chance of improving, and she does not, meaning that she has been eliminated in a most unlucky way. I've seen players handle poor fortune in a wide variety of ways, from cursing their luck to cursing their own play to berating the play of their opponents to calmly saying "nice hand" and tapping the table, but AJ's response was unique. She shakes the hand of everyone at the table, then sticks her tongue out at the player who eliminted her and blows a very genuine raspberry (I was sitting next to him and could see the mist) before wishing everyone good luck.
A few hands later, I am dealt the coveted pair of Aces. It is tempting to make a small raise and try to invite action, but I decide to play it like I would any other hand and just move all in. This may actually be perceived as weakness by someone who understands good late-game tournament strategy, and regardless, if everyone folds, I can show the hand and hopefully earn some respect for future all-in steals I have to make. Sure enough, everyone folds, and I show my Aces to the table. A few hands later, I re-raise all-in with Ace-Jack over someone's raise and he says, "Aces again?" before folding, so it seems like my plan worked.
I don't get a lot of mileage out of this play, though, because not long after, our entire table gets broken down and we are scattered across the room. I am moved to a new table with Jason (very strong 21-year old player mentioned in an earlier e-mail) who now has about 700,000 chips, another high stakes player I played with for a while on Day 2, and a few more very strong players with mountains of chips in front of them. The blinds and antes quickly eat away at my stack and before long I am down to just 50,000 chips. I haven't had any good stealing opportunities, and have been waiting very patiently, maybe too patiently. It hasn't been completely in vain, because in the time I have waited players have been dropping like flies and I have been slowly climbing the pay scale, now having about $30,000 wrapped up. Still, while I know that the correct strategy is to focus on accumulating chips and not focusing on these small increases in prize money, a few thousands dollars is really not small to me and I am a little more inclined towards patience than I would be if the stakes weren't so high.
In one moment of particularly poor judgment, I am in the big blind, forced to put up nearly 10% of my stack blind, and five players just call the blinds, meaning that the size of the pot is now very nearly the size of my stack. The correct play here is to go all in and hopefully get it heads up with just one player and a giant overlay from all of the dead money in the pot, and I am ready to do this, but then I look at my cards and see Ace-Deuce. Anyone who calls me will probably have either a pair or a better Ace, meaning that I would actually be in better shape with a hand like Ten-Nine, which would at least give me two live cards. I chicken out, check, and fold to a bet. I asked Jason about this hand later, and he said I shouldn't even have looked at my hand, but just gone all in.
My next time in the big blind, six players fold before someone finally raises. I have a pair of 5's, and figure this is the best chance I am going to get. "All in," I announce, and the raiser smirks, realizing he is priced in to call me with whatever garbage he was trying to steal with. He turns over a 9 and and a 6 is pleasantly surprised to see that with two overcards to my pair, he is nearly 50% to win the pot. My hand holds up, though, and I get a much needed double up. This marks the first time the entire tournament that I could have been eliminated, being all in against a player who had more chips than I did.
I'm sitting almost immediately behind Humberto Brenes, a Costa Rican pro famous (or notorious, depending on who you ask) for his over-the-top antics. Needless to say, the cameras love him. He is using a toy shark to protect his cards (it is a player's obligation to be sure the dealer does not accidentally muck his hand and that his cards do not become confused with anyone else's, so most put something on top of their cards to protect them) and explaining to his table that it is not he but his friend the shark (also named Humberto) making all of the decisions at the table. Any time he calls someone's all in, he stands up and shouts "Humberto huuuuuuungry! Humberto huuuuuuuuuuuungry!" repeatedly, and sometimes the shark travels across the table to devour and retrieve the chips he has won. These days, being a pro is as much about marketing as it as about playing poker.
I go into the break with over 100,000 chips, still not a lot of breathing room but a big improvement over the 70,000 I started with. I run into Rizen and learn that he is up over 500,000. As much of a minefield as these huge tournaments are, it is very reassuring to see great players doing well, especially people as nice and deserving as Eric (his real name). He tells me some stories about how bad the play is at his table, and I am extremely jealous, because mine is tough tough tough.
Level ? (lost count), blinds 2500/5000 with a 500 ante. Even with 100,000 chips, I am still in desperation mode, able to afford less than ten times around the table. I keep my head above the water with some steals and re-steals, get dealt Kings once but just take the blinds (which is not trivial, at this stage), and then finally see a big starting hand in Ace-King. There is a raise in front of me, and I re-raise all in. My blood runs cold, however, when Jason looks down at his cards and announces "all in". He's seen a raise and a re-raise in front of him, and is still willing to go all in? Thankfully, he turns over Ace-King as well and we chop the pot. Phew, that could have been bad.
Then I finally run into a good spot. Jason opens from first position for 15,000 and the high stakes kid calls him. I have nearly 130,000 chips at this point and am dealt a pair of Aces. Again, I am tempted to make a smaller raise, but these are two very smart players and both seem to have some kind of hand to raise from first position and to call a first position raise. I've been going all in a lot, so a smaller raise might around suspicion. Besides, while I'd badly like to double up again, taking down the 50,000 chips currently in the pot would not be a bad result either. I announce "all in" and they both fold, taking me up to 180,000 chips.
What happens next is perhaps the most painful thing I have ever witnessed in my time playing poker. Jason raises to 15,000, and another player with a huge stack re-raises to 75,000 from the small blind. Jason announces "All in" for 400,000 more and the other player calls fairly quickly. Jason turns over a pair of Aces, the best possible hand, and the other guy has Ace-King of spades. There are nearly one million chips in the pot, making this probably the largest pot played so far in this tournament. These chips represent the combined fortunes of 100 players who entered this tournament but have not survived this far. Jason is an 87.23% favorite to win, and winning would likely give him more chips than any of the roughly 300 players who remain.
It is hard to convert tournament chips into an exact dollar figure for a player's equity at a particular moment in the tournament. Before play began, everyone had paid $10,000 and received 10,000 chips. However, Harrah's took a cut of the prize pool for their profits and to pay the staff, so even at that point there was not a 1:1 conversion. Furthermore, one must account for the nebulous skill factor that makes chips worth more in the hands of a good player than in the hands of a bad player. Then there is payout structure of the tournament. At the moment when the bubble burst and fewer than 873 players remained, a player with just a single black chip, worth 100 in tournament units, would nonetheless be entitled to $14,500 in real money. Now that some portion of the prize pool has been paid out but the same number of chips remain in play, each chips is worth proportionately less than it was at the start of the tournament.
Still, a conservative estimate would be that the 1,000,000 chips in this pot represent at least $250,000 in real money equity, and in the hands of a skilled player like Jason, they could easily be worth $500,000 or more. His opponent, previously one of the larger stacks in the tournament, now faces an 83% chance of being eliminated in one fell swoop. ESPN camera crews rush over to record the action The dealer raps the table, "burns" the top card from the deck, and flips over the three flop cards: Jacks of spades, 9 of hearts, 4 of diamonds. It's a very safe flop for Jason, improving his odds of winning the pot to 93.64%. The only way he can lose now is if his opponent catches two perfect cards in a row: two spades to make a flush, a queen and a ten to make a straight, or two of the last three kings in the deck to make three of a kind.
I grimace and watch Jason do the same as the the dealer reveals the turn card: a Queen of spades. This is one of the worst cards in the deck for him, instantly giving his opponent 13 ways to win on the river, either with one of four tens to complete a straight or one of nine spades to complete a flush. But still, Jason is a 72.73% favorite to win.
The dealer raps the table one last time, burns a card, and reveals the river, which will likely be burned in Jason's mind for the rest of his life: a 6 of spades, giving his opponent a flush. "Oh God," I say, literally feeling sick in my stomach. The table explodes. Jason's opponent, a long-haired, goateed twenty-something from Dallas, leaps out of his chair and claps his hands. "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Jason's face is a mile long, but he is remarkably calm, just staring at the felt and muttering, "So sick."
Finally, he asks the dealer, "How much is it?" He has more than his opponent, so he will get to keep nearly 300,000 chips, still in better shape than I am and about average for the tournament. The dealer counts down Dallas' stack and then tells Jason he needs to cough up about 430,000 more chips. Jason's chips are stacked in a pyramid in front of him, with pillars of yellow chips, worth 1000 each, 50 deep. Slowly, he breaks off tower after tower of yellows, several times more chips than I have ever had in front of me in this tournament, and shoves them across the table to his opponent.
The rest of this level goes by in a blur and soon we are on break again. My deal with Poker Stars guaranteed me a hotel room through the night of Friday, August 4th, and when I was still in the tournament at the end of the day Friday, it was automatically extended through Friday the 11th. However, I already have a plane ticket for 11PM tonight, and frankly am getting sick of Vegas, so my plan was to see how things go today before deciding to cancel the flight. It's now 4PM and I'm still in the tournament, so I start calling people to find someone near a computer who can cancel my flight for me. My girlfriend is at the beach, my brother is at work, my friend is at the grocery store, finally I reach my mother and walk her through the process of cancelling the flight. By the time I pay cancellation fees to America West and Orbitz, I've lost nearly all the money I spent on the flight, but that's trivial compared to the amount of money I've locked up already (nearly $40,000). I check in again with Rizen, now up to 600,000 chips, tell him of Jason's misfortune, grab a granola bar from the hospitality suite (still haven't had lunch), and head back to my table.
Level ?, blinds 3000/6000 with a 1000 ante.
Monstrous. The pot is now 18,000 chips before cards are dealt, meaning that my 180,000 chips is still good for barely 10 times around the table. I need to pick up some good cards soon.
With less than a minute to go before cards are dealt, I feel a hand on my shoulder. I look up and see Annie Duke. She nods at my stack. "Looks you are doing well. Doubled up?"
"Yeah. Better. You?"
"About 750,000."
"Wow, good luck."
"You, too." She heads back to her table, having solidified her reputation with me as a class act, no matter what I've heard.
Just a few hands into the level I am dealt a pair of Queens, the third best possible starting hand. High stakes kid raises to 17,000 from early position, and I re-raise to 60,000, ready to get it all in against this aggressive player if necessary. But then someone behind me announces "All in", everyone folds, and I have a decision to make. I have put 60,000 chips into this pot and have about 120,000 left. There are now 275,000 chips in the pot, but it will cost me everything I have if I want a chance at winning them. Folding now will leave me in desperation mode again, and I am sick of being there. I really feel like I am at my best when playing a big stack. I know how to fold and wait for opportunities to move all in and steal the blinds, but I don't like having to do it, and I don't relish spending the rest of the day in this mode. We're still nowhere the big payout jumps that will start occurring when we get below 80 players remaining. I have one of the best hands in poker and am getting 2.5:1 on my money.
But, my opponent has re-re-raised all in. That's an awfully strong play to make. If he has Aces or Kings then I'm a 4:1 dog. But if he has a pair of Jacks, I'm a 4:1 favorite. If he has Ace-King, I'm a little better than 50/50. I have no idea if he could have those hands. Against the average internet player, I'd call this in a heartbeat and not think twice about it, but this is Day 4 of the World Series of Poker. I've only been playing with this guy a few hours and I honestly don't know whether he could do this with AK or JJ.
I'm also exhausted. I played poker for 10 hours yesterday, got about 6 hours of sleep, and have been playing for 4 hours this morning. I've been away from home, away from my apartment and my bed and my girlfriend and my kitchen and my regular life, for 10 days. I started today with a mindset of win big or go home.
"I call," I announce, turning over my pair of Queens. My opponent turns over the pair of Aces that I knew he had all along. I'm an internet donkey at heart.
And so I am eliminated in 279th place, twenty minutes after cancelling my flight. I shake hands with everyone at the table and wish them well. I put my hand on Jason's shoulder and tell him, "You can recover." I grab my bag and start to leave the table, but the dealer reminds me that I need to wait for someone to escort me to the cashier's cage where I'll get my prize. We walk past Annie Duke, and I tap her on the shoulder. "It was a pleasure," I tell her. "Good luck to you."
She looks up at the floor man standing next to me and realizes what has happened. "Hey, you too," she tells me. "Congratulations. I know it doesn't feel like it right now, but congratulations."
Actually, it does. This is a huge score for me, better than I ever expected to do, and as well as I think anyone could expect to do in a tournament like this. There are still a few big name pros left: Daniel Negreanu, Annie Duke, Allen Cunningham, Humberto Brenes; and a few internet superstars looking to make a name for themselves in the world of live play: Eric Lynch ("Rizen"), Jason Strasser ("Strassa2" or "Kamikaze") and Prahlad Friedman ("Mahatma"). But I have outlasted many of the biggest names in poker: Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Chris Ferguson, Dan Harrington, Johnny Chan, and the legendary Doyle Brunson, winner of back to back World Series titles in the 1970's and author of the Bible of poker.
I fill out some paperwork, including tax forms (I cringe to think of the bite they will be taking out of my prize), and tell the cashier I would prefer a check over casino chips or cash. I'm surprised and disappointed when no one asks me if I want to leave a tip for the dealers, and worse, that when I ask about how to go about doing this, the woman tells me, "I don't know." Tipping dealers is standard practice at a casino, and my understanding is that it is customary after winning a tournament prize as well. I asked one of my favorite dealers about the matter discretely, and he said that 1% would be a good amount, maybe a little less if I won a really big prize (in the context of this tournament, $40K is not a really big prize). I ask the woman if she can find out what I need to do to leave a tip, and she returns to tell me that I can leave cash with her. Well, I don't have $400 in cash on me, so I have to pay exorbitant casino ATM fees to withdraw the money for a tip.
This is really, really shameful. I understand, though don't respect, the fact that Harrah's doesn't feel they need to provide competitive pay and accomodations for dealers at the WSOP. Some good dealers will continue to deal it anyway, just to have the honor of doing so, and from Harrah's perspective a green dealer straight out of training is worth nearly as much as someone with twenty years' experience. Most players will continue to play the event because it is the World Series, even if the quality of the dealing deteriorates. So Harrah's really doesn't have much economic incentive to provide compensation that will attract world class dealers to a world class tournament.
But why make it so difficult for players to leave tips? I had at least 50 different dealers during my four days of play, and felt that all but 2 provided exceptional, professional, and friendly service. I think they deserve tips above and beyond the cut of the prize pool they are getting, and I know that it is in the interest of players to be sure that good dealers feel it is worth their time to keep dealing the World Series.
Well, that concludes my World Series adventure. I guess the last question that may be on your minds is, "What are you going to do with all that money?" I've already paid off most of my student loans with poker winnings, and this is more than enough to finish those off. I've always enjoyed playing poker, but since I've been relying on it for supplemental income, it's started to feel like a job and a chore sometimes. I'm actually looking forward to taking some time off from poker, now that I've got a little monetary cushion, and focusing on other priorities to which I haven't always devoted as much attention as I would have liked. As many of you know, I've spent the last six years both working and volunteering with various urban debate leagues around the country and now run a non-profit organization in Boston that starts debate programs at public high schools and runs debate tournaments. I want to devote more time to the Boston Debate League and ensure that it remains viable. Having a little money will also make it easier for me to volunteer for friends who run other leagues in places like Chicago, LA, and Providence. In the past I've asked them to cover my costs whenever I've come to their cities to work with their leagues, but that won't be necessary now.
Also, between poker, my paid work, my volunteer work, and my girlfriend's busy work schedule, I haven't had as much quality time with her as I would like. She'll still be busy working on the MA gubernatorial campaign through November, but I've been promising her a vacation for a while now so I'm looking forward to planning a getaway with her to celebrate my victory and hopefully hers as well.
After talking with a friend in LA last month, I realized that I need to start thinking more seriously about saving and investing as well. Poker is probably at the height of its popularity right now, meaning that the games are as profitabe as they are going to get, and there is legislation pending in Congress that would prohibit Americans from playing on the internet. I want to make sure I've got enough money saved up that I'll be able to enjoy the financial freedom that poker has afforded me these last two years even when I'm no longer able to derive as much income from it as I do now.
Some people have asked whether I'm going to re-invest this money in poker. Honestly, I don't think there's much need to do that. I have enough money in my poker bankroll already to allow me to play at the stakes I want to be playing right now, and while I'd like to play a few more live tournaments and try to qualify for the WSOP again next year, I think I can pretty much do that with the money I already have set aside for poker.
So once again, thanks to everyone who has been following along and wishing me well. ESPN is going to be dedicating probably ten one-hour segments to coverage of the WSOP, and I will definitely be in one and possibly as many as three of them. They won't be airing for at least a few weeks, but I'll be sure to let you know when they will be on.
Labels: narrative, poker, trip report, wsop
WSOP 2006 Day 3
About 1150 players begin play today, and 873 will win a prize. Obviously no one wants to finish 874th, and so an interesting dynamic will develop: some players, especially those with the fewest chips, will tighten up considerably, passing up even rather favorable opportunities for fear of going home empty-handed. Others, perhaps more knowledgeable or just less in need of the "small" $14,500 prizes to be paid to the first players eliminated inside of the money 'bubble', will prey on the fear of these short stacks. Still others will look for opportunities to 're-steal' from aggressive players whom they perceive to be picking on the ones trying to fold their way into the money.
So where does this leave me, with a below average but still comfortable stack of 59,300 chips? I'm just not sure. I came into this tournament telling myself that I would be cavalier about the small prizes, willing to push small edges and risk going home empty-handed in the hopes of accumulating chips and maybe, just maybe, taking home a massive prize. I know that this isn't just greed or recklessness but good tournament strategy.
But the truth is that $14,500 is a lot of money to me, and now that we are approaching the bubble, I'm more nervous than I've been all tournament. When push comes to shove, will I really be able to risk it all? I'm going to be playing with some world-class players, people who have won big tournaments like this before. I feel like they will take one look at me and peg me for what I am: a kid who coughed up a couple hundred bucks to take a shot at this tournament and is now within sight of the biggest score of his life. I imagine worst-case scenarios where these pros make some extravagant bluff, and I, suspecting that my hand is good but unwilling to risk it all, am forced to make weak fold after weak fold.
But maybe I can use this to my advantage. I've already decided that, with my stack size, I can't afford to lose another medium-sized pot. That means I can't be as loose and aggressive as I've been so far. I need to have a stronger than average hand the next time I get involved, and I need to win some chips early to give myself some breathing room.
I decide the best thing for me to do is to play tight early on, assess the table, and wait for some good cards that will enable me to win a small to medium-sized pot with little risk. Then, having established a reputation as an inexperienced internet player, I'll pick a spot or two to pull off a big bluff, and those pros will never see it coming!
With game plan in mind, it's time to address some essentials: I've eaten all the animal crackers that I bought to sustain me between breaks and the only razor blade I brought with me is going dull. I walk next door to the CVS and buy more of both. I hit the hay around 12:30AM, wake at 9AM, shower, and lather up my face. The new razorlades are nowhere to be found. I don't know I managed to lose my CVS bag in a tiny hotel room, but it is gone gone gone and I am going to be late late late if I don't get my act together. I'm tempted to skip shaving altogether, but I think there is a fair chance that I will show up on TV today, since I've drawn a seat next to professional poker player Annie Duke, one of ESPN's favorites. So I bite the bullet and shave with a dull blade, getting close enough that I won't look too scruffy but not so close that I nick myself frequently.
I've heard rumors that I'm only contractually obligated to wear one piece of Poker Stars gear, so I decide to test this theory by donning a Boston Debate League T-Shirt. If I do get on TV today, I'd really like for the League to get some exposure, and if someone from Stars says something, I've got a shirt I can put over it.
I arrive at the Rio around 10:45 AM and head to the Poker Stars hospitality suite to get some coffee and a muffin. There's not much happening inside, so I wander the halls, taking in the sights and making a few phone calls. I spot Rizen (a top-ranked online pro I mentioned in my last update) and chat with him for a minute about the upcoming day. My confidence is buoyed by the fact that his advice is the same conclusion I've already drawn: just make sure you win the next pot you play, and you'll be fine. And it is REALLY buoyed by the next thing he tells me: "You know as much about poker as Annie Duke does. Just play your game."
Feeling a little more confident, I head into the convention room, flash my player card at the security guard, and look for my table. On the loudspeaker, the tournament director is making some announcements: "If you are at Table 49 or Table 50, you have been re-assigned. Please take your assigned seat at Table 173 or 174. If you are at table 189, you are at the ESPN Feature Table. Please make your way to the front of the room."
I freeze. I double-check my seat card. Sure enough, I'm at Table 189. Good thing I shaved. I push through a crowd of spectators and show my card to another security guard who lets me onto a small stage in the front of the room. In the center is a large poker table brightly lit from above. It is surrounded by cameras, and people in headsets are scurrying around. One of them grabs me and starts to put his hand down my pants. "Got to get you mic'ed up," he explains, clipping a battery pack to my waist band, running a wire up the inside of my shirt, and then taping a tiny microphone to my collar.
I take my seat, pass my seat card and photo ID to the dealer, and start to stack my chips. The techie stops me. "You're blocking the camera." He points to a small dot on the table. "This is where your camera is. You need to keep this area clear of chips." This table has 9 cameras built around its perimeter that will allow viewers to see the hand of every player at the table. When I look at my cards, I have to be sure to do so in a way that will enable the camera to "see" them as well. Great, I needed one more thing to think about.
The other players arrive, get their microphones on, and take their seats. To my left is a friendly guy named Paul with a stack even shorter than mine. To his left is another short-stack named Shane, then a guy about the same size as me in a Party Poker shirt.
To his left is a guy who looks like a New Yorker but turns out to be from Seattle. He's wearing a sports jacket and baseball cap and chewing aggressively on a wad of gum. He looks like he will be annoying, but actually turns out to be pretty nice and a strong player.
To his left is an older guy who is one of the tightest players I have ever played with. It seems like he never enters the pot without a super-strong hand, and everyone picks up on that right away.
Next to him is a young kind in designer sunglasses, with Activision and XBox logos emblazoned all over him. He's sitting on a monstrous stack of 250,000 chips.
To his left is Mark Vos, who has been described to me as "an aggressive young Australian pro who has already won a WSOP preliminary event." He's wearing a Full Tilt Poker shirt with the top several buttons undone and his hair is toussled. A goofy grin is plastered on his face, and it looks like he will be a lot of fun, though probably a tough opponent.
Last but certainly not least is Annie Duke, sister of well-known pro Howard Lederer and no slouch at the tables herself. She's a mother of four, but you wouldn't know it to look at her. She looks young, pretty, and rebellious, with torn jeans that ride low on her hips, exposing a sprawling tattoo across her lower back.
Level 11, blinds 600-1200 with a 100 ante. On one of my first hands at the table, five players fold and Annie raises to 3600 frome late position. With only three players left to act behind her, she doesn't need much of a hand to do this, but I am really not looking to get involved yet. I look down and see an Ace and a 9, both spades. This is definitely not the strong hand I'm supposed to be waiting for, but it's a hand that should play well against the wide range of hands Annie could be raising with. I call.
The flop comes out A98 with two clubs, giving me top two pair, a huge hand. Annie bets 5000, which I think she would do with almost anything, but this is no time to get fancy. There are a lot of ways for her to make a straight or a flush later in the hand, and my goal right now is to maximize my chances of winning a medium-sized pot, which this one already is. But I've got a huge hand here, and I obviously want to win as much as I can.
I announce "raise" and start fumbling with my chips. Nervousness is kicking in, and I am literally forgetting how to count. I grab a stack of pink chips, each worth 500, and try to count of 15000 total. I make three stacks of ten, then three more, then pile them all up into one big stack and look at it. It looks to big, so I count it again. Yep, 60 chips worth 500 each is 15000. I shove them into the pot. Annie folds quickly and looks at me like I am crazy, and only then do I realize I have actually raised to 30000. My face burns as I scoop the pot and stack the chips. Hopefully that one won't be interesting enough to make it onto ESPN. At least I accomplished my goal of winning the first pot I entered.
Not long after, everyone folds around to Annie in the small blind, and she raises to 4000. I find Jack-8, not generally a strong hand but I'm the only player left to act, so this is a great stealing opportunity for Annie, and I don't want her to make this a habit. So I call. The flop is T95, giving me a pretty good draw to a straight. She bets 6000 and I call. The turn is a Jack, giving me top pair. She checks, and I decide to check as well, in order to keep the pot small and maybe let her bluff on the end. The river is an 8, which I am not happy to see, even though it gives me two pair. If Annie has a Queen or a 7, she now has a straight. Thankfully she checks. I contemplate betting, but in the end I just turn my hand over and she mucks her cards, giving me a kind of annoyed look, like she doesn't think I should have called her. Oh well.
The next time Annie raises, I fold and she smiles at me. "Oh come on, I thought you were coming along for sure." So much for building up a tight image.
Level 12, blinds 800-1600 with a 200 ante.
XBox just calls in early position, which he does kind of frequently. I'm contemplating a bluff raise, but find a legitimate raising hand instead. I make it 7500 and he folds.
I don't play another hand for the first hour of this level, at which point we have our first break.
XBox raises to 4000, which he's been doing quite a lot, and Annie just calls him, which is strange for her. Mark and Xbox on her immediate right have been raising quite a lot, and she's re-raised both of them several times, so I figure she doesn't have that great of a hand. And XBox raises a lot, so again, he doesn't need a big hand. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for to take advantage of how these two likely perceive me and pull off a big bluff. A re-raise should enable me to win the pot right away a good amount of the time, but if I'm wrong, I'll have lost 20% of my stack. I force myself to utter "raise" in my most confident voice and CORRECTLY count out 15000 chips. Everyone folds and I take down a pretty substantial pot.
I'm so relieved to have taken the pot that I'd really like to just sit back for a few hands, but it's not meant to be. Just a few hands later, Mark raises to 3600 from early position and I find myself with Ace-King, a very strong starting hand but one that usually needs to be 'protected' before the flop with a re-raise. I make it 10,000 and Mark calls. The flop comes Jack-6-4, he checks, and I am trying my best not to cringe. Without an Ace or King on the flop, I don't have so much as a pair. But this is a huge pot, with more than 25,000 chips in it, and I just can't afford to give it up without a fight. I force myself to bet 15,000. Mark stares at me hard and starts asking me questions, "Why such a small re-raise? (he's right, I should have made it 12,000 at least)" while I try my best to stare blankly into the crowd. My heart is pounding so hard that I would swear he could feel the vibrations in the table, and it's all I can do to keep my breathing measured.
Finally, he says, "I'm folding an overpair," and mucks his hand. I'm floored. If he's telling the truth, he just folded a pair of queens, which means he figured me for either kings or aces. That means my plan panned out exactly as I hoped it would: he assumed I was a predictable player who would only re-raise with the strongest possible hands. I'm about to throw my hand away when he says, "I'll give you $100 to see your cards." I smile and pass my cards to dealer, thinking he is kidding, but the dealer doesn't mix them back into the deck.
"He's offering you $100, sir." Is this really allowed?
"You'll see it on TV," I tell him, and if he really folded Queens, then ESPN probably will air the hand. At this point, I've got him thinking I'm not capable of a bluff, and that image is worth a lot more than $100.
Now I REALLY just want to crawl into a shell and sit out for a little while, but it still is not to be. XBox calls the blinds for 1600, Mark makes it 6000, and I find Ace-King again. I'm terrifed to re-raise Mark again, because I just don't want to play another big pot with Ace-King right now, so I decide to just call him this time. If XBox calls too, then I can afford to fold any time I don't make a pair on the flop, since I will win a pretty sizable pot most of the time that I do.
XBox folds, but the flop is a beautiful Ace-deuce-deuce, giving me a near-certain best hand. Everyone checks to me and I check as well, seeing no danger in giving Mark a free card. The turn is a 5, and Mark checks again. I bet 10,000 and he calls. The river is a 7, he checks and calls 20,000. I show the AK and he mucks. Wow, I am off to a great start!
Mark's chip count is now low enough that he believes he can stack all of his remaining chips into one tall tower. Annie tells him that the felt on the table is too spongy to support it, and sure enough he gets about 60 chips into the tower before it all comes crashing down. They both laugh as Mark retrieves his chips.
We go on break at some point in here and I see my friend Paul sitting outside with a brunette who is frankly way out of his league. I know he was planning on going home to California during our two days off to see his family, so I greet him with a "Hey, Paul, is this that cocktail waitress you were telling me about?"
"Very funny," he answers as he introduces me to his wife of twelve years. He's still in and getting quite short, but now in spitting distance from $14,500. Unfortunately I don't have much time to talk, as I need to get back early to get my microphone on, etc.
Level 13, blinds 1K/2K with 200 ante.
We've got only about 25 players left to go until we are in the money, and I'm sitting on a good 130,000 chips, feeling very comfortable and confident now. Mark has gotten pretty short but is still raising aggressively when the even shorter stacks are in the blinds. He makes it 7000 from late position and I find Ace-Ten in the small blind. I raise 28,000 more, putting him all in, and he folds. Even though he's up a couple hundred thousand dollars from his win in the preliminary event, I don't imagine he is eager to bust out so near another $14K.
There are not less than 20 players to go, and the tournament director announces that we will play "round for round", meaning that every table will play nine hands, with each player paying the big blinds once and the small blind once, and then pause to wait for all other tables to finish. All players who go out during this sequence of nine hands will be considered to finish in the same place. In other words, if players 876-872 are eliminated during this 'round', then the five of them will share the two $14,500 prizes for 873rd and 872nd place. This prevents anyone from stalling in the hopes that players will be eliminated before them at other tables. Well, it prevents most people from doing this. Some just don't understand and insist on stalling anyway.
The 'bubble' bursts and we all have $14.5K locked up. There will likely be a lot of short stacks who will go out quickly now that they have made it into the money. Also, the director has announced that players will no longer be allowed to wear IPOD's or other headphones, so Mark takes his off and integrates into the fort he is building with his chips. I glance over and see that Paul has made it into the money. The next time I look, though, he is gone. That's poker.
A shortish player moves all-in for like 28K and I find Q's in the SB. He's got AT and my hand holds up, putting me well above average with about 150K.
XBox raises to 6000 from first position, which generally is suggestive of a strong hand. However, the player in the big blind is the very tight old guy, meaning that this might also be a steal. I am contemplating a bluff re-raise, and when I find Ace-Queen, it's a no-brainer. I make it 20,000, and then something ugly happens. The very, very tight player who only plays monster hands re-re-raises all in. Ugh. XBox folds and I look at the odds I am getting from the pot. There is 77,000 in the pot and it will cost me 27,000 to make the call. There's no way I'm ahead, but if I win a little more often than one time out of four, I'll show a profit with this call. If he has Ace-King, a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, or even a pair of Kings I have the right odds to call. The only hand I won't beat often enough is a pair of Aces. I call. He turns over a pair of Aces. Ugh. It is so frustrating to work so hard for my chips while this guy folds everything and still manages to get paid off when he does pick up a monster hand. I know his strategy is a long-term loser, but I'm still annoyed by his short-term success.
XBox just calls the blinds again, and I decide it is time to put a move on him. This will be the second time I've raised him, so he's probably going to call, which I means I don't
So where does this leave me, with a below average but still comfortable stack of 59,300 chips? I'm just not sure. I came into this tournament telling myself that I would be cavalier about the small prizes, willing to push small edges and risk going home empty-handed in the hopes of accumulating chips and maybe, just maybe, taking home a massive prize. I know that this isn't just greed or recklessness but good tournament strategy.
But the truth is that $14,500 is a lot of money to me, and now that we are approaching the bubble, I'm more nervous than I've been all tournament. When push comes to shove, will I really be able to risk it all? I'm going to be playing with some world-class players, people who have won big tournaments like this before. I feel like they will take one look at me and peg me for what I am: a kid who coughed up a couple hundred bucks to take a shot at this tournament and is now within sight of the biggest score of his life. I imagine worst-case scenarios where these pros make some extravagant bluff, and I, suspecting that my hand is good but unwilling to risk it all, am forced to make weak fold after weak fold.
But maybe I can use this to my advantage. I've already decided that, with my stack size, I can't afford to lose another medium-sized pot. That means I can't be as loose and aggressive as I've been so far. I need to have a stronger than average hand the next time I get involved, and I need to win some chips early to give myself some breathing room.
I decide the best thing for me to do is to play tight early on, assess the table, and wait for some good cards that will enable me to win a small to medium-sized pot with little risk. Then, having established a reputation as an inexperienced internet player, I'll pick a spot or two to pull off a big bluff, and those pros will never see it coming!
With game plan in mind, it's time to address some essentials: I've eaten all the animal crackers that I bought to sustain me between breaks and the only razor blade I brought with me is going dull. I walk next door to the CVS and buy more of both. I hit the hay around 12:30AM, wake at 9AM, shower, and lather up my face. The new razorlades are nowhere to be found. I don't know I managed to lose my CVS bag in a tiny hotel room, but it is gone gone gone and I am going to be late late late if I don't get my act together. I'm tempted to skip shaving altogether, but I think there is a fair chance that I will show up on TV today, since I've drawn a seat next to professional poker player Annie Duke, one of ESPN's favorites. So I bite the bullet and shave with a dull blade, getting close enough that I won't look too scruffy but not so close that I nick myself frequently.
I've heard rumors that I'm only contractually obligated to wear one piece of Poker Stars gear, so I decide to test this theory by donning a Boston Debate League T-Shirt. If I do get on TV today, I'd really like for the League to get some exposure, and if someone from Stars says something, I've got a shirt I can put over it.
I arrive at the Rio around 10:45 AM and head to the Poker Stars hospitality suite to get some coffee and a muffin. There's not much happening inside, so I wander the halls, taking in the sights and making a few phone calls. I spot Rizen (a top-ranked online pro I mentioned in my last update) and chat with him for a minute about the upcoming day. My confidence is buoyed by the fact that his advice is the same conclusion I've already drawn: just make sure you win the next pot you play, and you'll be fine. And it is REALLY buoyed by the next thing he tells me: "You know as much about poker as Annie Duke does. Just play your game."
Feeling a little more confident, I head into the convention room, flash my player card at the security guard, and look for my table. On the loudspeaker, the tournament director is making some announcements: "If you are at Table 49 or Table 50, you have been re-assigned. Please take your assigned seat at Table 173 or 174. If you are at table 189, you are at the ESPN Feature Table. Please make your way to the front of the room."
I freeze. I double-check my seat card. Sure enough, I'm at Table 189. Good thing I shaved. I push through a crowd of spectators and show my card to another security guard who lets me onto a small stage in the front of the room. In the center is a large poker table brightly lit from above. It is surrounded by cameras, and people in headsets are scurrying around. One of them grabs me and starts to put his hand down my pants. "Got to get you mic'ed up," he explains, clipping a battery pack to my waist band, running a wire up the inside of my shirt, and then taping a tiny microphone to my collar.
I take my seat, pass my seat card and photo ID to the dealer, and start to stack my chips. The techie stops me. "You're blocking the camera." He points to a small dot on the table. "This is where your camera is. You need to keep this area clear of chips." This table has 9 cameras built around its perimeter that will allow viewers to see the hand of every player at the table. When I look at my cards, I have to be sure to do so in a way that will enable the camera to "see" them as well. Great, I needed one more thing to think about.
The other players arrive, get their microphones on, and take their seats. To my left is a friendly guy named Paul with a stack even shorter than mine. To his left is another short-stack named Shane, then a guy about the same size as me in a Party Poker shirt.
To his left is a guy who looks like a New Yorker but turns out to be from Seattle. He's wearing a sports jacket and baseball cap and chewing aggressively on a wad of gum. He looks like he will be annoying, but actually turns out to be pretty nice and a strong player.
To his left is an older guy who is one of the tightest players I have ever played with. It seems like he never enters the pot without a super-strong hand, and everyone picks up on that right away.
Next to him is a young kind in designer sunglasses, with Activision and XBox logos emblazoned all over him. He's sitting on a monstrous stack of 250,000 chips.
To his left is Mark Vos, who has been described to me as "an aggressive young Australian pro who has already won a WSOP preliminary event." He's wearing a Full Tilt Poker shirt with the top several buttons undone and his hair is toussled. A goofy grin is plastered on his face, and it looks like he will be a lot of fun, though probably a tough opponent.
Last but certainly not least is Annie Duke, sister of well-known pro Howard Lederer and no slouch at the tables herself. She's a mother of four, but you wouldn't know it to look at her. She looks young, pretty, and rebellious, with torn jeans that ride low on her hips, exposing a sprawling tattoo across her lower back.
Level 11, blinds 600-1200 with a 100 ante. On one of my first hands at the table, five players fold and Annie raises to 3600 frome late position. With only three players left to act behind her, she doesn't need much of a hand to do this, but I am really not looking to get involved yet. I look down and see an Ace and a 9, both spades. This is definitely not the strong hand I'm supposed to be waiting for, but it's a hand that should play well against the wide range of hands Annie could be raising with. I call.
The flop comes out A98 with two clubs, giving me top two pair, a huge hand. Annie bets 5000, which I think she would do with almost anything, but this is no time to get fancy. There are a lot of ways for her to make a straight or a flush later in the hand, and my goal right now is to maximize my chances of winning a medium-sized pot, which this one already is. But I've got a huge hand here, and I obviously want to win as much as I can.
I announce "raise" and start fumbling with my chips. Nervousness is kicking in, and I am literally forgetting how to count. I grab a stack of pink chips, each worth 500, and try to count of 15000 total. I make three stacks of ten, then three more, then pile them all up into one big stack and look at it. It looks to big, so I count it again. Yep, 60 chips worth 500 each is 15000. I shove them into the pot. Annie folds quickly and looks at me like I am crazy, and only then do I realize I have actually raised to 30000. My face burns as I scoop the pot and stack the chips. Hopefully that one won't be interesting enough to make it onto ESPN. At least I accomplished my goal of winning the first pot I entered.
Not long after, everyone folds around to Annie in the small blind, and she raises to 4000. I find Jack-8, not generally a strong hand but I'm the only player left to act, so this is a great stealing opportunity for Annie, and I don't want her to make this a habit. So I call. The flop is T95, giving me a pretty good draw to a straight. She bets 6000 and I call. The turn is a Jack, giving me top pair. She checks, and I decide to check as well, in order to keep the pot small and maybe let her bluff on the end. The river is an 8, which I am not happy to see, even though it gives me two pair. If Annie has a Queen or a 7, she now has a straight. Thankfully she checks. I contemplate betting, but in the end I just turn my hand over and she mucks her cards, giving me a kind of annoyed look, like she doesn't think I should have called her. Oh well.
The next time Annie raises, I fold and she smiles at me. "Oh come on, I thought you were coming along for sure." So much for building up a tight image.
Level 12, blinds 800-1600 with a 200 ante.
XBox just calls in early position, which he does kind of frequently. I'm contemplating a bluff raise, but find a legitimate raising hand instead. I make it 7500 and he folds.
I don't play another hand for the first hour of this level, at which point we have our first break.
XBox raises to 4000, which he's been doing quite a lot, and Annie just calls him, which is strange for her. Mark and Xbox on her immediate right have been raising quite a lot, and she's re-raised both of them several times, so I figure she doesn't have that great of a hand. And XBox raises a lot, so again, he doesn't need a big hand. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for to take advantage of how these two likely perceive me and pull off a big bluff. A re-raise should enable me to win the pot right away a good amount of the time, but if I'm wrong, I'll have lost 20% of my stack. I force myself to utter "raise" in my most confident voice and CORRECTLY count out 15000 chips. Everyone folds and I take down a pretty substantial pot.
I'm so relieved to have taken the pot that I'd really like to just sit back for a few hands, but it's not meant to be. Just a few hands later, Mark raises to 3600 from early position and I find myself with Ace-King, a very strong starting hand but one that usually needs to be 'protected' before the flop with a re-raise. I make it 10,000 and Mark calls. The flop comes Jack-6-4, he checks, and I am trying my best not to cringe. Without an Ace or King on the flop, I don't have so much as a pair. But this is a huge pot, with more than 25,000 chips in it, and I just can't afford to give it up without a fight. I force myself to bet 15,000. Mark stares at me hard and starts asking me questions, "Why such a small re-raise? (he's right, I should have made it 12,000 at least)" while I try my best to stare blankly into the crowd. My heart is pounding so hard that I would swear he could feel the vibrations in the table, and it's all I can do to keep my breathing measured.
Finally, he says, "I'm folding an overpair," and mucks his hand. I'm floored. If he's telling the truth, he just folded a pair of queens, which means he figured me for either kings or aces. That means my plan panned out exactly as I hoped it would: he assumed I was a predictable player who would only re-raise with the strongest possible hands. I'm about to throw my hand away when he says, "I'll give you $100 to see your cards." I smile and pass my cards to dealer, thinking he is kidding, but the dealer doesn't mix them back into the deck.
"He's offering you $100, sir." Is this really allowed?
"You'll see it on TV," I tell him, and if he really folded Queens, then ESPN probably will air the hand. At this point, I've got him thinking I'm not capable of a bluff, and that image is worth a lot more than $100.
Now I REALLY just want to crawl into a shell and sit out for a little while, but it still is not to be. XBox calls the blinds for 1600, Mark makes it 6000, and I find Ace-King again. I'm terrifed to re-raise Mark again, because I just don't want to play another big pot with Ace-King right now, so I decide to just call him this time. If XBox calls too, then I can afford to fold any time I don't make a pair on the flop, since I will win a pretty sizable pot most of the time that I do.
XBox folds, but the flop is a beautiful Ace-deuce-deuce, giving me a near-certain best hand. Everyone checks to me and I check as well, seeing no danger in giving Mark a free card. The turn is a 5, and Mark checks again. I bet 10,000 and he calls. The river is a 7, he checks and calls 20,000. I show the AK and he mucks. Wow, I am off to a great start!
Mark's chip count is now low enough that he believes he can stack all of his remaining chips into one tall tower. Annie tells him that the felt on the table is too spongy to support it, and sure enough he gets about 60 chips into the tower before it all comes crashing down. They both laugh as Mark retrieves his chips.
We go on break at some point in here and I see my friend Paul sitting outside with a brunette who is frankly way out of his league. I know he was planning on going home to California during our two days off to see his family, so I greet him with a "Hey, Paul, is this that cocktail waitress you were telling me about?"
"Very funny," he answers as he introduces me to his wife of twelve years. He's still in and getting quite short, but now in spitting distance from $14,500. Unfortunately I don't have much time to talk, as I need to get back early to get my microphone on, etc.
Level 13, blinds 1K/2K with 200 ante.
We've got only about 25 players left to go until we are in the money, and I'm sitting on a good 130,000 chips, feeling very comfortable and confident now. Mark has gotten pretty short but is still raising aggressively when the even shorter stacks are in the blinds. He makes it 7000 from late position and I find Ace-Ten in the small blind. I raise 28,000 more, putting him all in, and he folds. Even though he's up a couple hundred thousand dollars from his win in the preliminary event, I don't imagine he is eager to bust out so near another $14K.
There are not less than 20 players to go, and the tournament director announces that we will play "round for round", meaning that every table will play nine hands, with each player paying the big blinds once and the small blind once, and then pause to wait for all other tables to finish. All players who go out during this sequence of nine hands will be considered to finish in the same place. In other words, if players 876-872 are eliminated during this 'round', then the five of them will share the two $14,500 prizes for 873rd and 872nd place. This prevents anyone from stalling in the hopes that players will be eliminated before them at other tables. Well, it prevents most people from doing this. Some just don't understand and insist on stalling anyway.
The 'bubble' bursts and we all have $14.5K locked up. There will likely be a lot of short stacks who will go out quickly now that they have made it into the money. Also, the director has announced that players will no longer be allowed to wear IPOD's or other headphones, so Mark takes his off and integrates into the fort he is building with his chips. I glance over and see that Paul has made it into the money. The next time I look, though, he is gone. That's poker.
A shortish player moves all-in for like 28K and I find Q's in the SB. He's got AT and my hand holds up, putting me well above average with about 150K.
XBox raises to 6000 from first position, which generally is suggestive of a strong hand. However, the player in the big blind is the very tight old guy, meaning that this might also be a steal. I am contemplating a bluff re-raise, and when I find Ace-Queen, it's a no-brainer. I make it 20,000, and then something ugly happens. The very, very tight player who only plays monster hands re-re-raises all in. Ugh. XBox folds and I look at the odds I am getting from the pot. There is 77,000 in the pot and it will cost me 27,000 to make the call. There's no way I'm ahead, but if I win a little more often than one time out of four, I'll show a profit with this call. If he has Ace-King, a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, or even a pair of Kings I have the right odds to call. The only hand I won't beat often enough is a pair of Aces. I call. He turns over a pair of Aces. Ugh. It is so frustrating to work so hard for my chips while this guy folds everything and still manages to get paid off when he does pick up a monster hand. I know his strategy is a long-term loser, but I'm still annoyed by his short-term success.
XBox just calls the blinds again, and I decide it is time to put a move on him. This will be the second time I've raised him, so he's probably going to call, which I means I don't