I wanted to punch this tool in his face

This is from the $200 6-max WCOOP second chance event. The Villain is a moron, he’s shown up with stuff like KJ after making calls like this out of his SB. I had a feeling he was going to bluff off with whatever, and I’m pretty sure I was right, but instead this happened:

PokerStars Game #12288389314: Tournament #70002017, $200+$15 Hold’em No Limit – Level VI (100/200) – 2007/09/26 – 20:00:49 (ET)
Table ‘70002017 25’ 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: mrbogins (52095 in chips)
Seat 2: foucault82 (3300 in chips)
Seat 3: shivtheking (2589 in chips)
Seat 4: gambler381 (8860 in chips)
Seat 6: going2Auba (11102 in chips)
going2Auba: posts small blind 100
mrbogins: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to foucault82 [Qd As]
foucault82: raises 355 to 555
shivtheking: calls 555
gambler381: folds
going2Auba: folds
mrbogins: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2d 6c]
foucault82: checks
shivtheking: bets 600
foucault82: calls 600
*** TURN *** [Qh 2d 6c] [5s]
foucault82: checks
shivtheking: bets 600
Dealer: foucault82, it’s your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
foucault82: raises 1400 to 2000
shivtheking: calls 834 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2d 6c 5s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
foucault82: shows [Qd As] (a pair of Queens)
shivtheking: shows [5d 5h] (three of a kind, Fives)
shivtheking said, “yeah i turned you”
shivtheking collected 5478 from pot
ole_school is connected
shivtheking said, “shouldve gone all in”
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5478 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 2d 6c 5s 9h]
Seat 1: mrbogins (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: foucault82 showed [Qd As] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: shivtheking showed [5d 5h] and won (5478) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 4: gambler381 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 6: going2Auba (small blind) folded before Flop

Yeah, obviously I should be more concerned about your 2-outer than about letting your dumb ass bluff at it. And sweet pre-flop call for like 15% of my stack. And it’s real important to make a tiny bet when you hit, because there are a ton of hands that call 600 with 1400 behind but fold to a shove for 2000. Asshole.