Viffer… Wow

You may have seen David “Viffer” Peat on High Stakes Poker. He just sat down at one of my tables tonight and wrote this in the chat:

richreich: checks
Viffer said, “omg”
joe E scar: bets $120
Viffer said, “just  anyone in london”
foucault82: folds
loosefer: folds
richreich: calls $120
*** TURN *** [2c Js Tc] [5c]
richreich: bets $874 and is all-in
Viffer said, “just had the best sex ever with some ***** here”
Viffer said, “was gonnna sell her number”