My Win-Rate with Quads is -10000 BB/100

…since moving to Canada. All because of this hand:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold’em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) – PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($468.50)
SB ($584.05)
BB ($400)
Hero (UTG) ($487)
MP ($400)
CO ($420)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 2♣, 2♦
Hero bets $16, 3 folds, SB calls $14, BB calls $12

Flop: ($48) 2♥, 2♠, 8♦ (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $28.20, 1 fold, BB raises to $72, Hero calls $43.80

Turn: ($192) K♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $66, BB raises to $188, Hero raises to $399 (All-In), BB calls $124 (All-In)

River: ($816) 8♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $816 | Rake: $3

Results:
BB had 8♣, 8♥ (four of a kind, eights).
Hero mucked 2♣, 2♦ (four of a kind, twos).
Outcome: BB won $813

The funniest bit is that even before PokerStars rolled his hand, I knew I was beat when I saw that river.