They Call That Pwned

This guy sat down across from me at one of my HU tables with an 80BB stack and lost it on the second hand of the match. In retrospect my shove might not be great. I thought he would have raised all his strong hands on the flop, but I’m not in great shape against his draws generally.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold’em, $10.00 BB (2 handed) – Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($1664)
BB ($810)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, Q
Hero bets $20, BB calls $10

Flop: ($40) 10, J, 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, BB calls $30

Turn: ($100) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $77, BB raises to $200, Hero raises to $1614 (All-In), BB calls $560 (All-In)

River: ($1620) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1620 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
Hero had 9, Q (one pair, nines).
BB had 2, 8 (high card, Jack).
Outcome: Hero won $1619.50

Anyway, he quickly sat with me on the other 4 tables I was at. He ended up stacking me twice:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold’em, $10.00 BB (2 handed) – Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($1178)
Hero (BB) ($1024)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A
SB bets $30, Hero raises to $105, SB calls $75

Flop: ($210) 4, 6, 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $210, Hero calls $210

Turn: ($630) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $210, Hero raises to $709 (All-In), SB calls $499

River: ($2048) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $2048 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
SB had 3, 3 (four of a kind, threes).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and threes).
Outcome: SB won $2047.50

PokerStars No-Limit Hold’em, $10.00 BB (2 handed) – Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) ($2579)
SB ($891.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, 3
SB bets $30, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($60) Q, 3, 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $40, Hero raises to $144, SB calls $104

Turn: ($348) 10 (2 players)
Hero bets $255, SB raises to $510, Hero raises to $2405 (All-In), SB calls $207.50 (All-In)

River: ($1783) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1783 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
SB had J, 8 (straight, Queen high).
Hero had 3, 3 (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: SB won $1782.50

After this one, he chatted:

Villain: they call that pwned
Foucault: well done sir
Villain: now calm da f down
Foucault: calmer than you are, dude

Unfortunately I think he left the table before my snappy comeback.